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Posting the finest statistics (mainly about the @Padres), all independently unearthed and curated.

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@JayPosnerSD 1 hit.

It’s happened four times ever in a two-game span.

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@TooMuchMortons_ Somehow only five ticks lower (.170 BA w/RISP) than his regular batting average (.175).

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@jwalkermobile Located in Lakewood, CO
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@Fanatics Houston Rockets

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@VinnysCorner1 Brad Fullmer

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@adhdrunsme @TooMuchMortons_ Yep. Worst BA in the @MLB since July 19, 2025 (minimum 500 PA)…

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@HawkEmDownChris

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@realbrentreed Since the Pads joined the MLB in 1969, only two teams (COVID season excluded) have ever hit below .220 in a season.

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@AmberWoods100 Two immediate results for Bill himself…

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@DevineGospel Durán now 2-for-23 (.087) on the season 😬.

Padres catchers, this May, are a combined 7-for-79 (.088).

SEND HELP.

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For the first time in 245 days…

For the first time in 57 regular season games….

Fernando Tatis Jr. has homered.

And this wasn’t just a slump buster of a blast - El Niño’s first HR of 2026 traveled 451 ft, the 7th longest of his career.

Stack ‘em up @tatis_jr! (Video: @MLB)

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Technically, a case could be made that the Friars have had 12 hitting coaches since 2015, because 2023 was a coaches-by-committee situation (Flaherty, Coolbaugh, & Bernard).

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The @Padres have had 10 different hitting coaches since 2015, the most in the MLB in that span.

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@YahooSports https://t.co/cXXxnYtmrm

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Since 2023, there have now been 27 former or current Georgia Bulldog football players arrested for driving violations.
@GeorgiaFootball @NFL @NCAAFootball

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@barstoolsports https://t.co/cXXxnYtmrm

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Since 2023, there have now been 27 former or current Georgia Bulldog football players arrested for driving violations.
@GeorgiaFootball @NFL @NCAAFootball

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Since 2023, there have now been 27 former or current Georgia Bulldog football players arrested for driving violations.
@GeorgiaFootball @NFL @NCAAFootball

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@kirkwood24 It’s the highest since May 5th in SF (.350 xBA). Pads are now 9-0 with an xBA of .310 or better.

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Entering play today, the @Padres offense has an MLB-worst .204 batting average with no one on…

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@DevineGospel DM me; went to HS w/her!

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@Chancho_SD Fitted : https://t.co/B44Sm05YEq
Snapback: https://t.co/9Son40ymRm