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ati je ati mu lan ba ka

[Aristoto @aristotofv]

@AJg87652993 @ModernWrighty Are you frrr???

[Aristoto @aristotofv]

@Syre_3 Yeahhh…you are better off doing that. The only advantage of the CC exam is it gives you a discount when you want to do the Comptia Sec+ exam

[Aristoto @aristotofv]

@Syre_3 God abeg…you used the 1 million initiative to register,right? The one wey you only have to pay a fee when you pass the exam?

[Aristoto @aristotofv]

@Syre_3 Which exam do you want to do? The CC exam?

[Aristoto @aristotofv]

@somi_ken @abbati @enyinna_ Wtf is going on in this part of the comment section

[Aristoto @aristotofv]

@AlfaAdam001 @Ol0ye It will definitely be weird to carry 5 laptops into a plane as carry ons,yes?

[Aristoto @aristotofv]

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[Aristoto @aristotofv]

@waluwande @get_screenshot

[RbrnJerry @RbrnJerry]

My car was stolen and recovered by the CP crack squad IKEJA, and after I was asked to pay #400000 to the tracker agent the claimed to use, they sold my RS 350 Jeep! I have written petition to your office and till now nothing has been done,I have video prove and conversation prove as well and the police officers involved.

Please share and tag until Justice ⚖️ is done.

Nigeria police and extorting it's citizens.

Please help and re-post 🙏

@PoliceNG

[Rinu Oduala 🔥🔫 @SavvyRinu]

“You are bullying people for their political choices because they support a party.”

What their party did:

[SAMBO @_Abdulakeem_]

I don’t like doing this, but I’ve always heard about big accounts gatekeeping, and today, I experienced it firsthand.

Earlier today, I shoot my shot at @victorosimhen9 by tagging him purely out of admiration for how he represents the Nigerian flag. I asked him for a Galatasaray jersey and pitched @abazwhyllzz as the vendor, as one of the big and reputable accounts selling jerseys here ❤️

He responded and promised me a signed Champions League jersey 🙏🔥. He also said he will get 15 additional jerseys from Abazz for me to share.

Now here’s where things got interesting. I reached out to Abazz via DM and, to my surprise, he said he had already selected winners on his page, which was obviously not true. I asked why he would do that when he was meant to be the vendor.

I then messaged @Thetifefab, who told me to discuss with Abazz and he handled the payment for the jerseys (Abazz confirmed receiving payment for the 15 jerseys).

Upon receiving the money for the jerseys, Abazz asked that we move the conversation to WhatsApp, and I assumed it was to discuss delivery.

Instead, Abazz called me and kept on insisting he will be the one to share the jerseys, which I didn’t agree to. After further discussion, he proposed a split, he takes 8, I take 7. I declined and ended the call. He kept calling, but I insisted we continue via chat instead.

I reiterated that I was the one who tagged Osimhen, he responded to my tweet, and Abazz only came into the picture because I tagged him as the vendor, and he has already been paid for the jerseys.

Attached to this tweet is evidence of our conversations via X DMs and WhatsApp.

I’m not here to cause drama, just asking for transparency and fairness, not only for myself but for everyone who participated in good faith 💯

Let’s do right by the people who showed up for this 🙌🔥

[👳🏾‍♂️Mufti Of Ilorin Online 👳🏾‍♂️ @Adamthallith]

As someone who’s been in UK for about 3yrs, these are my reality check (most base on personal experience).

My top 15.

1. You cannot survive abroad if you’re lazy, especially if you’re alone.

2. If you don’t keep to time, you’re going to have problems, 1min late can cost you a lot.

3. You might actually stop praying for some worldly luxury if you live abroad, because they’re not so hard to get. I’m talking about owing cars and the likes.

4. Every successful people I’ve seen in UK (men and women) are people in happy marriage.

5. If you cannot ask for help, you’re likely going to suffer.

6. It’s easier to secure work that doesn’t care about academic certificates than the ones that cares about academic certificates.

7. You are better abroad as a married person than being single.

8. You will meet celebrities in random places and no one really cares about them. I think the only celebrities people really give so much relevance to in the UK are active footballers.

9. Your colleague at work are not your friends.

10. Oyinbo laughing at you is not genuine, do not mistake their shining of teeth for likeness.

11. If you meet Oyinbo girl that you desire sexual or romantic relationship with, ask for their ID, everyone in UK have at least one ID that shows their age, do not believe whatever she calls her age for you (especially if you meet them in night club or any social gathering that is open to everyone).

12. Nobody is too busy abroad not to talk to people back in home country, except they’re in prison.

13. If your naija girlfriend japa before you and there is no plan for you to go and join her soon, she’s likely going to break up with you sooner.

14. There is a community in London, that is you take pictures there and post, you can tell anyone who doesn’t know you personally that you’re in Lagos and they’ll believe you, because almost everything you’ll see in Lagos is there.

15. If you’re a professional(doctor, nurse, engineer and the likes) japa, you’ll make money abroad.

[cupcake @Viznelson]

@CDcareNG Just because you have my address does not give you the right to show up at my house unannounced or involve my landlord, the cleaner and my neighbour.

This is unprofessional, invasive, and completely unacceptable.

I’ve been a consistent customer of CDcare since 2023 and over 20 purchases and I have never defaulted, and this experience is honestly disappointing.

In December 2025, I got a laptop on a 3-month installment plan. Final payment was February 27 2026. On March 13 I had a conversation with two cdcare agents, I offered to pay with interest month end OR let them collect the laptop till whenever I have the balance. They never responded to either offer. CHECK IMAGE 1.

I was not unreachable. I have WhatsApp messages from TWO different CDcare numbers contacting me. I responded to both. I was actively communicating the entire time.

My call log shows I answered CDcare's calls on March 14, March 18, and March 21.

March 27 they messaged me. I said "allow the salary to drop, I nor like to owe, because sometimes salaries get delayed. They said "Ok." ONE day later, literally the next day without any formal demand by email or calls or text (which their OWN Terms Clause 10(vii) requires), they sent someone to my house. CHECK SLIDE 3.

Their agent came, didn't text or call me prior, and went straight to my LANDLORD and disclosed my debt situation. My landlord was shocked. I now have to explain to the person who controls my housing why a debt collection agent showed up at his property because of me.

But here's where it gets worse. When I called my landlord, he told me CDcare's agent said they had called me several times with no answer, and texted me with no response. THAT IS A LIE. My screenshots prove we were in active communication the entire time. Not only does my landlord know, my neighbour knows and the cleaner who doesn't even live there knows my business.

They didn't just show up unannounced. They fabricated a story to my landlord to make me look like I was hiding from them. That is deliberate defamation. To the person who controls my home. Over a payment I was actively communicating about.

Their OWN Terms Clause 10(vii) require email or phone demand before any physical visit. Their Privacy Policy says data can only be shared with affiliates or under court order. My landlord is neither. They violated their own policies AND lied to cover it up.

This is 3+ years with CDcare, multiple products failed within 6 months. Multiple Earbuds, a fan, a yam pounder, an influencer light. I never showed up at their office to cause a scene. I just moved on. Because I'm a reasonable customer.

I am filing a formal complaint with @fccpcnigeria under the FCCPA 2018 and @NITDANigeria under the Nigeria Data Protection Regulation 2019.

I'm not against CDcare as a business, I mean get your money. But showing up without notice, disclosing my data and lying to my landlord about me to justify an unauthorized visit has put my housing at risk was uncalled for.

[Aristoto @aristotofv]

@grok @babylynsm_ @dahtgirl_ajex Do not mess with me,Grok. Tell me what happened in the movie. I want to know how it ended. What later happened to their bond? Did the friend kill her best friends child in revenge? Give me all the details

[Aristoto @aristotofv]

@grok @babylynsm_ @dahtgirl_ajex So what happened at the end?

[blue @bluewmist]

dear algorithm, please show this tweet only to people who are going to win by the end of the year no matter what

[Aristoto @aristotofv]

@grok @stio_biggy @TolarTosyn @okikiayo11 Thank you,Grok…tell those people wey laugh at me say make them no dull

[Aristoto @aristotofv]

@stio_biggy @TolarTosyn @okikiayo11 @grok what do you think?

[Aristoto @aristotofv]

@stio_biggy @TolarTosyn @okikiayo11 UK,bro…with 15M,you go comot.
£4k deposit
£524 visa fee
£1035 IHS
100k TB test
2M for POF(you use those agencies and pay them interest)
1M to 1.5M for flight fees
Even if pounds na 2k naira and you convert,the money you pay in pounds na 11M
All these things no go far