alice 🦷

aimless and brainless

[alice 🦷 @arjhinton]

@mandimartinuk @ubereats_uk Oh dear, standards have slipped massively it seems. Just keep bombarding them any way you can, seems it’s the only way to be heard. Good luck

[alice 🦷 @arjhinton]

@ubereats_uk explain to me why a driver stole my food yesterday, and since raising this on your support hub, I’ve been ignored. Give me my refund please

[alice 🦷 @arjhinton]

@mandimartinuk @ubereats_uk After messaging through every possible channel, they eventually decided to refund me

[alice 🦷 @arjhinton]

@UberUKI_Support Just sent

[alice 🦷 @arjhinton]

@UberUKI_Support explain to me why a driver stole my food and when requesting a refund, your support staff are still ignoring me nearly 24 hours later

[bella ☁️🩷 @a90strend]

gonna start sending this pic before i say the most hateful thing i can think of

[kas @VHSdogs]

today, more than ever.

[˚꒰ა ℓavender mooni ໒꒱ ˚ @lavendermooni]

Whos this diva

[ᴾᴬᵁᴸᴰᴼᶜᴷ ˣ @PaulDock93]

Sorry I absolutely leathered fuck oot yer wee granda in the pub last night, I thought he was a ghoulish Christmas apparition sent to make me change my selfish ways x

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

he loves his ikea rat

[lamp lady 𓃡 @_hisnameisjavi]

yall😭😭😭😭😭

[WILD SPICY🔥 @OhFuckYeahBud82]

The shells at the scene:

[pablo escobarner (blue check) @PabloEscoburner]

I don’t know if anything in history has aged better than this joke here

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

Colt 1911, chambered in .38 Super

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

“Elphie, now that we’re friends, I’ve decided to make you my new project”

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

can i come over and do this to you

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

him: "are you fucking stupid or something?"

me: