Lexi J

@kroger sorbet fan acct

[Kyle Hall @KHall25]

When Steve Kornacki whispers "We are back" every time it goes back to just Kornacki cam coverage instead of the main broadcast because he's back to talking just to the little freaks.

[Justin Verlander @JustinVerlander]

Back where it all started

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

We can officially raise the alert level from "Wow, Things Sure Seem Bad"

to

"Uh Oh! I Recognize This One From the Textbook"

[Skyy ✦¹²⁷ | Bald Doie’s Military Wife :( | @d3aththekiddd]

I’m so sorry I missed your text. I be playing those shitty mobile games with my phone on airplane mode so I don’t get the ads.

[Ash @AShoeAndACashew]

“I asked ChatGPT” “I asked Grok” well I asked Scuderia Ferrari and they said “We are checking”

[kait 🌙 @detroitkait]

through the power of friendship

[Emma Chapple @emma_chapple]

now that the pitt is over i can’t wait to check in with my other friends, fail son, clock boy, carrie coon and train daddy

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey boss can i head out early i wanna go home to do some arts and crafts

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

[Megan ☼ ♡ ꕤ @MegWritesBooks]

Obsessed with this guy on the US men's gymnastics team who's only job is pommel horse, so he just sits there until he's activated like a sleeper agent, whips off his glasses like Clark Kent and does a pommel horse routine that helps deliver the team its first medal in 16 years.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

THEYRE ARGUING OVER GOLF I WANNA BE SHOT INTO THE SUN

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Charles giving Lewis a tour of Maranello

[Lexi J @arjohnson_22]

@_DANABRAGG Are you okay??????

[Akilah Green @akilahgreen]

Brilliant Idea Alert: Mini LaCroix cans. Our homes and offices are cluttered with half-empty LaCroix cans. 7.5 ounces is all we really need.

[Lexi J @arjohnson_22]

@britleonhardt Just over here honoring Bob Ross

[Nikita @nikitadumptruck]

Going to the US for an anti-missionary trip (those people need less god)

[Lexi J @arjohnson_22]

@britleonhardt And leave early and miss Harry styles😭

[Lexi J @arjohnson_22]

@britleonhardt Do people just know that?? Seems fake