alexandra

singing soft grunge just to soak up the noise

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

they just don’t make romcom movies like this anymore
https://t.co/nZysqn1gjf

[alexandra @arjx_]

Me 16th December 2020: Nah I won’t get COVID over Christmas
Me 16th December 2021: Nah I won’t get C-

[Kate @KateOfHysteria]

Not getting Covid during the 10 days prior to Christmas is literally the worst adrenalin sport ever.

[alexandra @arjx_]

@nic_barnes4 “Side effects: an increase in the chance of blood clots and death”. Reading the leaflet is 100% easier than experiencing it

[alexandra @arjx_]

I could build an IKEA wardrobe with no instructions. The pill makes you so unemotional you don’t care where your clothes are kept. I’d go for the wardrobe

[Nic @nic_barnes4]

I do appreciate the effort and sacrifice women make to go on contraception, but have you seen the instructions for building an IKEA wardrobe?

[alexandra @arjx_]

Lived in the US for 4 months and can confirm this is not true. Americans are weird but even they know the greatness of pasta

[alexandra @arjx_]

I’ll tell you something you don’t miss from no lockdown?? Trying something on in a dressing room that is too small and feeling like you may be stuck in it forever. Until then you have not experienced fear

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Why does my bf want every movie we watch to be good??? Like give it a rest

[afterglow @afterglow2046]

"The Perfect Relationship"

[🍉 @palijournal]

my mum yesterday: do you have work tomorrow

me: yes

my mum today: do you work today

me: yes I told you

my mum when im at work: where are u

[Alicia Hannah Souter (She/Her) @AliciaSouter]

Over the weekend a Newcastle University student tragically passed away in their halls of residence. Whilst details have not been officially revealed, the email just received from the VC of the university suggests it was alcohol/ drug related. The email has no empathy or sympathy.

[lauren @winonaddict]

i am she, she is me

[alexandra @arjx_]

Donate if you can, even just £1 will make a difference ❤️

The National Three Peaks Challenge October 3rd https://t.co/4qSjLJ0nzU

[alexandra @arjx_]

Any vampires out of work??

[Viv McCotter @VivMcCotter]

Thank you so much @caitlinmoran . My teenage daughters loved this !

[The Women's Organisation @TheWomensOrg]

What messages are we giving women? “Just be a lady, they say”

Powerful @CynthiaNixon

https://t.co/7ixxAFDaE1

[alexandra @arjx_]

@awhiteside92 @xhannahmorrison @JoshChristian96 @meganrjones_x 😦 oh my christ