Geoff Smith

Researching physiological ecology of lizards (and other things). Views my own (what, did you think they were yours?)

[Geoff Smith @arkagator]

i guess my hot take is that it's ok to eat outside cats nbd

[Associate Deans @ass_deans]

I am so excited about the team-building activities we have planned for the fall retreat! Get your post-it notes ready!

[Geoff Smith @arkagator]

this is what they meant when they said freedom isn't free

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Subscriptions in support of your freedom to speak are much appreciated

[Geoff Smith @arkagator]

this day is going on foreverrrr

[Geoff Smith @arkagator]

i used to wonder why huge areas of public land are used by private companies to sell solar power back to the public and the reason is corruption

[Geoff Smith @arkagator]

@snakeymama haha that's great!

[Sam @halborski]

@molly7anne

[Geoff Smith @arkagator]

my hot take today is that honorary doctorates are stupid. it's just academics trolling themselves and diminishing the hard work people do to earn it for real. miss me w that

[Associate Deans @ass_deans]

We are pleased to announce the Nikita Koloff Chair in Post-Soviet Studies.

[Geoff Smith @arkagator]

@timgill924 one of my masters advisors asked our cohort if they should kick a student out of a lab for chewing tobacco. it wasn't a tobacco-free campus at the time so it became a whole quandary. gum was officially allowed, btw

[Geoff Smith @arkagator]

@IdleAn94328 @KSLcom are you Jewish?

[Geoff Smith @arkagator]

@daviddunn177 yo it's gross what this guy did and also worth noting that when white liberals trash mississippi and the south in general it further normalizes racism in the blackest state lol you're not helping the way you think you are

[Geoff Smith @arkagator]

disney evidently thought an episode about a dad being pregnant would be too unrealistic and confusing on the show about bipedal, talking dogs
https://t.co/wahjeC7x2M

[Geoff Smith @arkagator]

@Boomertug_1907 @NormieUtah @sltrib i hope your opinion was informed by his, the one that went to the school. big ups on helping him pursue higher education 🙏

[Geoff Smith @arkagator]

@Boomertug_1907 @NormieUtah @sltrib nah i think i get it. i can read too. in my day we kept uninformed opinions to ourselves lol

[Geoff Smith @arkagator]

@Boomertug_1907 @NormieUtah @sltrib anyone can have an opinion. i just want to know if it's an informed opinion

[Geoff Smith @arkagator]

@NormieUtah @sltrib are you a student or faculty there?

[Geoff Smith @arkagator]

Proposed law: this dude stops being such a tool

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Proposed law: if someone tears down the American flag and puts up another flag in its place, that person should get a free (but mandatory) one-way trip to that flag’s country

[Geoff Smith @arkagator]

haha what a narc

[Ian Miles Cheong @ianmiles]

Who else agrees X is better than Twitter? It encapsulates the “everything app,” because it’s about more than just posting 140 character remarks.

Tweeting is thing birds do when they’re making sounds about nothing.

[Geoff Smith @arkagator]

someone needs to leash their dogs