Michael

Thinker of things. Doer of no-things.

[Michael @arkangyl]

https://t.co/Av1jtRRM8G

#Twat

[Michael @arkangyl]

Oh No, twatter. I am not answering any of your rando questions. You need a new tactic for people with a brain.

[Bethesda Game Studios @BethesdaStudios]

Looks like The Brotherhood of Steel arrived ahead of schedule!

Log onto #Fallout76 now to experience our Steel Dawn update, available on all platforms.

[Michael @arkangyl]

The best thing about this service is that things get lost so quickly if you just blurt shit out.

[Michael @arkangyl]

Friend: So we've not talked in a bit. Are you okay?
Me: Oh yes, Im right as the mail.
Friend: What does that even mean?
Me: That's you're a dumbass, but I appreciate your sentiment.
Friend: Did you call me a dumbass?
Me: Yes.
Friend: Asshole.
Me: Yes.

[Michael @arkangyl]

Joker. Mm. We had a lot of fun this halloween.

[Michael @arkangyl]

@MitchamBelle67

[Michael @arkangyl]

Of course, we predicted all this back in 2014, but we are always early to the party.

[Michael @arkangyl]

So we no longer go to an office. We've pierced our lip twice, and dyed our hair several times.

We are not meant for Isolation. We are a herd animal.

#HumanIsolation

[Michael @arkangyl]

We might be back now. We are writing again. We shall see how this goes.

[Michael @arkangyl]

@Fallout Brotherhood of Steel: Here to take yo shit and say its for the greater good. I see what you did there.

[Michael @arkangyl]

@Fallout Steel Dawn is Still Down. Oops.

[Michael @arkangyl]

https://t.co/Sju7vh9etF #OpioidEpidemic Please take a moment to read and even a $1 would help my friend get her life together now that she must raise this child alone.

[Michael @arkangyl]

Assistance
https://t.co/qVhSaxnQ4g

[Michael @arkangyl]

https://t.co/e38RtxzAY8

[Michael @arkangyl]

Oh it has been too long since I've gone away from this wonderful absurdity. Time to return and set things right. Mostly because the Waking Dream is about to come alive.

[Michael @arkangyl]

Science Needs to Rediscover Itself https://t.co/ARRlXmHCZw

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Good times with @JoeRogan …
https://t.co/8uZUsEJoq1

[Michael @arkangyl]

I've been away so long, I almost forgot how to tweet.

[Michael @arkangyl]

So, I've decided that the Zombie Apocalypse is already upon us. Everyday is a new episode of #TheWalkingDumb