Shtetlface

Enemy of decaf coffee, stand up philosopher, red sea pedestrian, bread baker, closet metalhead, conquering the worm, NBA junkie, recovering people pleaser.

[Zariq @zariqxavier]

JB Bickerstaff arriving in Detroit (2024)

[Shtetlface @arkcaptain23]

I’m watching the wizard of oz and I kind of sympathize with the wicked witch of the west. I feel like the movie did her wrong and she has a complex back story about why she is so misinterpreted. Would be a cool book/movie idea to explore!

[Greg Wyshynski @wyshynski]

There may not be an Internet feud more relevant to my interests

[Michael McKean @MJMcKean]

imdb is down. Can someone please tell me where Abe Vigoda went to high school. It’s important.

[7219 Perry Road @RyanDay2Heaven]

I know another Carpenter who was betrayed by those closest to him

[alex 💫 @gibbsforsix]

The Tigers remembering how to hit a baseball in the middle of the 5th inning

[Shtetlface @arkcaptain23]

Missing my buccal fat this Monday.

[Shtetlface @arkcaptain23]

Does Warren Buffet's pancreas work in mysterious ways? How can he have a regular coke every day in the morning and not have a crazy blood sugar spike?

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Ron Weasley yelling “Expensive Petroleum” while filling up his car might be the peak of comedy 😭
https://t.co/BkMk95QIbj

[lito (shadows #1 fan) @AbiChittin]

Me in Trader Joe’s on a Sunday trying to get to the butternut squash Mac and cheese

[Shtetlface @arkcaptain23]

Just got my first Costco dog of the year. Pray for me and my stomach.

[pxt @paulxt]

With the exception of Licorice Pizza, everything he’s made post-coke is better than everything before

[yc @yc]

*deep sigh*

The jacket does goes crazy

[Shtetlface @arkcaptain23]

Thinking of changing my Twitter to an Andean Condor fan account

[petey @peteypayless]

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

[HeadCoachSynergyAccountUser @pakhattak94]

This would be the most powerful investigative journalism force in the universe

[Shtetlface @arkcaptain23]

Why did Earth, Wind, and Fire leave out water?

[Shtetlface @arkcaptain23]

If you are a character on Curb Your Enthusiasm and Larry David says “let me ask you something”, run away fast