Srgt Slaughter

[Tired @_crustbag_]

Do people from Madagascar take pride in the movie? Or is it considered an embarrassing blemish on the country’s reputation?

[Samoan Dynasty @dynastytribal]

Jeff Hardy clotheslining Umaga while sliding down the stair rail was so epic

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

the way new generations will never understand how huge her ass seemed to us back then… 😭

[Wrasslin Dragons @WrasslinDragons]

“Your sister was a cheerleader for the Dallas Cowboys. Your brother is a future Hall of Famer. And you're 20 years younger than your siblings. You know why? Because you were a mistake.” 💀😭

[Charles J. Moore @charles270]

A new guy at work said “I’m from Virginia” & I said “where ain’t shit to do but cook, pack it up, sell it triple price, fuck the books”. He didn’t know what I was talking about because he don’t fuck with Clipse like that.

[Humble Wrestling @WrestlingHumble]

You watch someone like Becky cut a promo after returning, stripping away the bad habits of her previous version and it reminds you there are levels to this. Makes you wish the division had more genuinely good mic workers.

[199621147 @lyemcfly]

Every man’s dream. Get the money then go buy 100 pair of underwear, socks, and white t shirts at the same time. He real.

[Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe]

we never discuss the emotional labor of guys holding back great jokes and comebacks to not make their girl cry

[Topz @tophz_]

I’ll say it… Game of Thrones ruined TV for me. Nothing has hit the same since.

[human @vladimirlesbian]

My dad was a heroin addict, and the way he speaks about it is exactly this. Scared me straight as fuck

[Rocco @Rocco24554]

Absolutely insane

[The Frustrating Individual @MILFmassacre]

I’m so jealous of women because if you have bigger boobs than your friends everybody knows it. I could have a bigger dick than all my male friends and I wouldn’t know it. They won’t let me know it!

[Molly @FSUmollz]

Another ex just got engaged. I identify and develop the talent, the next team gets the lifetime extension. I’m a seller at the trade deadline

[𝙸𝙵𝙴𝙾𝙻𝚄𝚆𝙰 @Ifelovescedes]

“You’re not even greatest women’s champion that slept with Dominick ”

Is such a nasty line omfg 😭😭😭

[Flazefire @Flazefire]

“Let me be frank”

Anne? Filthy? or Sinatra?

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

Ser Simon Strong probably had a lot of weird dreams while running Harrenhal. Never made it anyone else's problem

[🏌🏾‍♂️dan @Idan_54]

That's why Homies always comes first.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i really love the phrase 'with all due respect' because it doesn't specify how much respect is due. could be none.

[JB @JBTHEPLUG1]

It's crazy how the “J” in Marijuana is silent but the “J” in my hand is loud asf.