Why human cannibalism is a good idea:
- Solves overpopulation and world hunger in one go
- More planet-friendly than eating animals
*Bonus*
Reduced genocide-provoking traffic jams in the morning and better odds of reaching work on time.
- “Packed fresh, sealed tight”
- “Curated carefully. Shipped securely.”
- “Made in small batches”
- “Handcrafted with care”
All better than boilerplate emotion.
How often do you come across these types of labels on products (both online and off)?
A rather random rant, but here it goes:
Not a fan of this baloney.
Firstly, that heart shape is actually a woman’s bottom. Quite a capable woman you’ve got there, Mr. Brand.
No, it was probably packed on a semi-automatic line by an overworked, underpaid Raju who has back pain and a million more jars to get through. Not exactly 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑔.
So, to startups copy-pasting the “…with love” template: Instead, how about simply saying what you did well?
@Tristanrhee3 Not a startup per se.
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