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[Resh_🛸 @resh608]

a coworker reported me to HR today that i dont respond to his texts when he needs something, and i’m like “that’s not true, i reply everybody”
then she goes, open “Phil’s texts”, then i go “who’s phil”😭😭😭😭😭😭

[michelle🎐 @supseerior]

olivia #study 𓍢ִ໋❀˚⋆

[Vogue Philippines @vogueph]

For Vogue Philippines’ anniversary issue, Olivia Rodrigo finds herself on the cusp of breaking new ground with Daisy Chain Fields, while embarking on a year of going inward.

Featuring Olivia Rodrigo

https://t.co/5zQcfbA4ov

[△⃒⃘ @arlanchester]

https://t.co/7m0UzQfHhT

[Vallerie 🧚🏻‍♀️ @leaxiaolongbao]

"Do you guys like your President back home?"

"No, I don't"

WHAT A FUVKING DIVA 🫵🏻💅🏻

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Happy 32nd Birthday to Hoyeon!

[🌙 @itgirlnadine]

morena girls are beautiful

[The War Journal @Thewarjurnal_]

🇵🇭 INSANE footage out of the Philippines: a meteor appeared to streak across the sky at the exact same moment a volcano erupted beneath it.

A scene straight out of a disaster movie but it was real.☄️

🎥 Incredible footage circulating online is stunning viewers worldwide.

Source: Viral social media footage / local reports
#Philippines #Meteor #Volcano #BreakingNews #Nature #

[△⃒⃘ @arlanchester]

https://t.co/vU6QIn1g5g

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Marriage relationship! 😂

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

Her: Did you pull out?

Me: You called me Daddy, I thought you wanted kids.

Her:

[N I M B ❂ @Nimbopill]

My $800k+ salary neurosurgeon wife comforting me after a hard day of video games and unemployment

[Ayomide 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

Prof: One cigarette takes 15 minutes of your life.

Me: And your class takes 25 minutes.

Prof:

[slay @nemesis09066]

Boss: what do you like most at work?

Me: your absence.

Boss:

[Assørted @chibuikej188]

Teacher: Why are u late?

Student: My dad is in hospital

*1 week later*

Teacher: Is ur dad still in hospital?

Student: Yes. He is a doctor.

Teacher:

[Assørted @chibuikej188]

Judge: I find you not guilty

Me: Thanks I won't do it again

My lawyer:

[archéa @aurearch]

An amazing blend of classic design and cozy vibes.

[Marvel Entertainment @Marvel]

New teaser poster for Spider-Man: Brand New Day. In theatres July 31. 🕷️