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[Khaylee @RealKhaylee]

I love and hate prepping someone for a deposition.

To make them understand how a deposition works, the first question I ask is, “Do you know what time it is?”

Nearly every single time, the person will either check his or her watch, or look up at a clock. Then, they will say “Yes, it is 10:30.”

At this point I just smile and shake my head. “No.” Then, I explain why their answer is wrong:

I asked if they knew the time. Not what time it was currently.

Me: “So what would your answer be then?”

Witness: “Yes.”

Me: “Wrong.”

They didn’t know the time, because they had to look at a watch or clock.

If you are ever deposed and do not have a bitch like me prepping you, remember this key: Listen to the question and answer only what is asked. And only what you actually know or recall.

No charge for this advice.

[Barstool Kentucky @BarstoolUK]

OTEGA OWEH IS COMING BACK

[Ty ➃ @ClobberinTyme]

some things in life are constant (my crush on him)

[Barstool Kentucky @BarstoolUK]

ZVONIMIR JOKIC

THE FUTURE HAS ARRIVED IN LEXINGTON

[Tennessee Titans @Titans]

Traded up for a QB! #NFLDraft

[Barstool Kentucky @BarstoolUK]

HAD TO BEAT THEM TWO TIMES SO THEY KNEW IT WAS REAL

HOLD THAT L @BarstoolTenn https://t.co/4xHOJdGLfY

[The Onion @TheOnion]

'No Way To Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/8NNNNzc1xQ

[ScreenTime @screentime]

First trailer for #DontWorryDarling starring Florence Pugh and Harry Styles

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

As It Was. Out Now.

https://t.co/xMl5k8VesC

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

As It Was.

https://t.co/eEGYBrqAQD

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

Harry’s House. May 20th.

[Maxwell Alejandro Frost @MaxwellFrostFL]

Derek Harris spent nearly 10 years in prison for selling $30 worth of weed. Kyle Rittenhouse shot and killed two human beings and will walk free. We need to completely reimagine public safety and justice in this country.

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

Find your Pleasing.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

.@Harry_Styles delivers a flawless performance of “Watermelon Sugar” at the #GRAMMYs. https://t.co/PAkeLt3UpM

[Casey Neistat @Casey]

quick reminder of the response when it was people protesting racial injustice vs. rednecks trying to stage a coup

[Tennessee Titans @Titans]

KEEPER! 😜 @ryantannehill1

📺: Watch #TENvsIND on CBS