the cheapest place to trade $HYPE is
...unexpectedly, @extendedapp
and that's with their trading fees included; even then it's cheaper than 0% fee Lighter and Variational
nice work, @rf_extended and team
you can check for yourself: https://t.co/Za0R7F2TJP
As a man, you will miss a lot of opportunity if you are shy. The job goes to the guy who spoke up. The girl goes home with the guy who approached. The deal closes for the man who asked. Shyness feels safe but it is one of the most expensive habits you can have. Every door that never opened, every connection that never happened, every version of your life that stayed out of reach — most of it traces back to moments you stayed quiet when you should have moved. Cure the shyness. Everything else gets easier.
BIGGEST CRYPTO CANON EVENTS:
• Your first 100x
• Losing everything
• Making it all back
• Getting rugged
• Realizing you're exit liquidity
• Sending to the wrong address
• Falling in love with a JPEG
• Buying a "rare" NFT, but then you realize...
• Revenge trading
• Winning your revenge trade
• The first time you combine trading, coffee, and nicotine
• Buying your first Bitcoin
• Getting your first airdrop
• Paying 3 months rent on ETH gas
• Seeing a teenager make a doctor's salary in a day
• Thinking “this is the bottom”
• Buying the top out of FOMO
• Calling something a scam, and then buying it a week later
• Sending your net worth in one transaction
• Setting up your 1st ledger
• Finding a random wallet with a lot of money on it
• Watching a friend make generational wealth from your call that you sold after a 2x
• Getting rugged by a 90s windows, pixel website
• Trying your first web3 ponzi game
• Switching to a new wallet for "fresh energy"
• Getting your first whitelist
• Minting it
• Selling it
• Meeting your online friend IRL for the first time
• Your first crypto IRL event
• Roundtripping 6 figs
• Roundtripping 7 figs
• Roundtripping 8 figs
• Eating figs
• Watching your cold wallet flip your bank account
• Telling your family about crypto (regretting it)
• Losing sleep over a meme coin
• Staring at a 1 minute chart
• Playing "Pump it Up"
• Getting socially engineered
• Finally understanding on-chain data
• Watching Vitalik do anything
I am a Web3 Ambassador at World Liberty Financial.
There are 12 of us on the team page. 4 are named Trump. 3 are named Witkoff. The page calls us "the passionate minds shaping the future of finance."
600,000 wallets bought our memecoin. They lost $3.87 billion. The family collected $350 million in trading fees. It launched 3 days before the inauguration. 80% of the supply went to CIC Digital LLC and Fight Fight Fight LLC. I did not choose the names. I designed the allocation, the vesting, the timing, and the distance between the product and the President.
The distance is my best work.
I am the reason these events are unrelated.
World Liberty Financial sends 75 cents of every dollar to DT Marks DEFI LLC. That is the family entity. Zero capital contributed. Zero liability assumed. I wrote this into the Gold Paper. Page 14. The lawyers bound it in white leather. The binding cost more than the due diligence.
Justin Sun invested $75 million. He was facing SEC fraud charges. The SEC dropped the case. He is now our advisor. These events are unrelated.
Changpeng Zhao pleaded guilty to federal money laundering violations. He received a presidential pardon. The SEC dropped its lawsuit against his exchange the same week we listed our stablecoin. Then the exchange settled a $2 billion deal entirely in that stablecoin. These events are unrelated.
Arthur Hayes, Benjamin Delo, and Samuel Reed of BitMEX pleaded guilty to Bank Secrecy Act violations. All 3 received presidential pardons. Then the company itself was pardoned. $100 million in fines. Gone. An American first. These events are unrelated.
Sheikh Tahnoun of Abu Dhabi paid $500 million for a 49% stake that was never publicly disclosed. Then the administration approved semiconductor exports to his companies over national security objections. These events are unrelated.
Everything is unrelated. I track the unrelatedness on a dashboard I built. The dashboard has 7 columns now. I am proud of the dashboard.
On May 22nd, 220 people paid a combined $148 million to eat dinner with the America First president. Over half were foreign nationals. Justin Sun paid $18.5 million for the first seat. He visited the Executive Office Building the day before. I designed the seating chart. I put it on the Investor Confidence page. That page is doing well.
The team page lists 3 Witkoffs. All 3 are Co-Founders.
Steven Witkoff is the President's Middle East envoy. He testified as a character witness at the President's fraud trial.
His son Zach runs the crypto operation. His son Alex is also a Co-Founder. I have not been told what Alex co-founded.
The father runs the diplomacy. The sons run the platform. The family runs both. That is organizational efficiency.
Barron is 19. His title is Web3 Ambassador. The same as mine. Donald Jr. called the conflicts of interest "complete nonsense." Eric launched a Bitcoin mining company called American Bitcoin. America First. The mining partner is Hut 8. Hut 8 was founded in Canada. America First means the name.
On March 6th, the President signed Executive Order 14233 creating a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. The order directs the government to hold Bitcoin. The President's family holds billions in Bitcoin. The executive order appreciates the President's assets by presidential decree. I did not write the executive order. I made sure it looked unrelated to the portfolio.
Trump Media put $2 billion of Bitcoin on its balance sheet. The ticker symbol is DJT. His initials. The press secretary said it is absurd to insinuate the President profits off the presidency. Forbes calculated his crypto holdings exceed the combined value of Mar-a-Lago and Trump Tower. I would call that absurd too. That is my job.
600,000 wallets bought in. 1 of them asked why she could not withdraw her funds. I told her the protocol was experiencing dynamic market conditions. She asked what that meant. I sent her the Gold Paper. She said she had read the Gold Paper. I muted her channel. Dynamic means the conditions change. The condition that changed was her access.
A congressman called us the world's most corrupt crypto startup operation. We put it on a coffee mug. Ironic merchandise. $45. The revenue split on the mug is also 75/25.
My own tokens vest on a different schedule. I wrote that schedule. That is not in the Gold Paper.
The memecoin funds the family. The family funds the platform. The platform funds the stablecoin. The stablecoin funds the deals. The deals require the pardons. The pardons free the partners. The partners fund the platform. The President signs the executive orders. The executive orders inflate the assets. The assets fund the family.
I am the reason these events are unrelated.
@TurnerNovak I was investigating a guy running 30 accounts with Indonesian IP addresses and I was trying to figure out what tools he was using.
I found out it was AI: Actual Indonesians.
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Jane Street made $10 billion in trading revenue in a single quarter.
For scale reference- thats more than Goldman, JP Morgan, Citi, or Bank of America managed in the same period
They got banned from India’s stock market last year for manipulating a national index. They seized $570 million and called them “not a good faith actor that deserves to be trusted”
Today they’re being sued for insider trading that helped trigger the $40b Terra collapse.
And because they’re classified as a trading firm and not a hedge fund, they’re exempt from the disclosure rules that would force them to show you how they actually make their money.
This is also the firm that handles BlackRock’s bitcoin ETF, btw
And there it is: Jane Street was behind the 2022 crypto winter, destroying Terraform by first depegging the token and destroying the ecosystem, then pretending it would rescue Terra, while effectively it was soaking up what little value remained.
if you don't have at least a mental checklist before you enter/exit a trade, you aren't trading, you're just guessing and gambling
real traders don't "feel" like entering a position. they wait for the boxes to be ticked. if one box is empty, there is no trade.
read these checklists and try to incorporate them into your trading plan:
the "cold blooded" entry checklist
>narrative fit: is this coin part of the current rotation (ai, memes, breaking news) or meta shifting?
>the 'why' now: is this a high probability setup (ie breakout retest, order block)?
>risk/reward: is the potential upside at least 3x my defined risk?
>invalidation point: do i know the exact price where i am wrong? (if not, don't enter)
the "no-mercy" exit checklist
>target hit: take the profit. don't wait for "one more leg" because you're greedy
>invalidation hit: cut the loss immediately. no "giving it room to breathe."
>thesis expiration: if the reason you bought (ie an upcoming news event) is gone, the position should be gone too
>time stop: if the price has done nothing but chop for 48 hours, your capital is probably being wasted. exit and move on.
quick sanity check
before you open any position, ask yourself:
"if i lose this trade, will i be angry at the market/myself, or will i be fine because i followed my rules?"
if the answer is "angry," your size is too high or your thesis is weak.
no trade is sometimes the better trade
Memecoin trader daily routine
Wake up
Check portfolio
Be upset
Open Twitter
See someone winning 500+ SOL
Be more upset
Find a trade
Hesitate
Watch it run without you
Be even more upset
Finally take a trade
Get rugged immediately
Go to sleep
Dream about a 100x
Wake up
Repeat