Arlen Specter

Sellin' cantaloupes with my pap.

[Arlen Specter @arlenspecter]

Baloney! @RickSantorum is a heckuva nincompoop!

[Arlen Specter @arlenspecter]

Thanks @afetherolf. I'm headed down to the store to get some giggle juice for pap- care to join?

[Arlen Specter @arlenspecter]

Joe refused to pipe down, so I challenged him to fisticuffs. We're squaring off behind Mr. Graves' market come sundown.

[Arlen Specter @arlenspecter]

There are some hotsy-totsy hoofers outside the speakeasy on First St. They sure think they're the cat's pajamas!

[Arlen Specter @arlenspecter]

Wall Street? All I know is the streets of Wichita are bustling with people hungry for Specter family cantaloupes.

[Arlen Specter @arlenspecter]

What's all this todo about a switch? If Pap says switch, I just start runnin' toward Kansas City.

[Arlen Specter @arlenspecter]

It's cantaloupe season! Get 'em while they're juicy! Only a quarter for three large!