Arlette

Half sprezzatura, half wabi sabi, half cockamamie, all chaos Muppet. 🏍: @arletterides |

[Eric Hubbs @BarstoolHubbs]

He got my attention with the crow.

I stopped everything I was doing with the Canada goose.

My jaw hit the floor with the red tail hawk.

[Arlette @arletterocks]

Buddy got stuck feets-up in the beanbag chair yesterday.

[Arlette @arletterocks]

@FanGirlMubbz @ZChris13 @cljack Monsoons are a thing in Arizona and New Mexico!

[Arlette @arletterocks]

@oreoeocat twins!!

[Arlette @arletterocks]

@GeneralAntilles Drivers like that really depend on other people to drive safely and it’s hard to shake them into paying attention. I wish I had more “be unpredictable in a safe way” strategies.

[Arlette @arletterocks]

@GeneralAntilles When I’m on a motorcycle behind an inattentive driver I start weaving slightly in the lane. (Nothing crazy, it just makes the bike way more visible in mirrors, even in peripheral vision.) I absentmindedly did it driving a car and BOY howdy does it seem to be more visible …

[Arlette @arletterocks]

@irishsaints23 @DisabledDem @wtyppod Seconded, I could so see this as a Safety Third letter on the show!

[Arlette @arletterocks]

@medic_buddy @kripchakmentum TL;DR plants are great but can’t do shit about inversion layers

[Arlette @arletterocks]

@medic_buddy @kripchakmentum The problem isn’t lack of plants, the problem is that most of the state’s population lives in areas where the local topography traps gross-ass air for weeks and weeks at a time so the only real solution is to keep the air less gross.

[Arlette @arletterocks]

@TulikaBose_ Loved the art but man, I’ve been sick of their “lost generation / performative not caring” bit for two fucking decades 😆

[Arlette @arletterocks]

@TheDoubterr @wife_geist Wow, you really invented an incredibly weird way to jerk off

[Arlette @arletterocks]

@hammerito I’ve offered sips of drinks or bites of entree to randos the next restaurant table over who were curious about what I ordered, and sometimes I stumble on one like this who acts like I’m deranged or a serial killer. How paltry must your life be to think like that?

[Arlette @arletterocks]

@feederofcats @oreoeocat Little man has RAVF (resting Abe Vigoda face)

[Arlette @arletterocks]

@oreoeocat How many elbows does she HAVE

[crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious 🍕 @citizenrobot]

I should do something nice for my Inner Mongolian Child today

[Arlette @arletterocks]

The classiest 1980s My Little Pony ever, mind you, but I would love to know which ingredient in cool niche perfumes smells to me exactly like sun-warmed early-1980s soft vinyl toys. État Libre’s “Fat Electrician” has it too, it’s uncanny.

[Arlette @arletterocks]

This tweet nudged me into finally getting a sample of L’Air du Désert Marocain! It’s got some fantastic, delicate, beautifully balanced notes, and also I cannot shake the lingering impression that it smells like 1980s My Little Pony.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Taur's L'Air du Desert Marocain and Lonestar Memories evoke the feeling of being out in the desert. Lots of notes like clary sage, coriander, and birch. Do you wear cowboy boots and denim Western shirts? Then these are for you.

[Arlette @arletterocks]

@Unfolding_Cubes @colligocritters Honestly, scrub jays will invite themselves over if they’re around, this is a different one from a pair that broke into my apartment TWICE awhile ago!