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Can't handle any more of @bbc ruining #OneWorldTogetherAtHome I'd rather be #homealone than endure more of this lead footed dreck. Going back to YouTube to watch the original.

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Drained of energy, turgid and stilted. This is not a celebration or an escape. It's the One Show with vox pops and the occasional performance. #OneWorldTogetherAtHome #bbc #ruined

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I forgot that Gary hired the most conspicuous looking woman in the world to secretly drug Ali. #Corrie

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Wait, where is Michelle, Ali's mum not mum? #Corrie

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@Clawmaw "With low fat cream" "No fat cream".

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Why is Yasmeen lying for Geoff? She must register his behaviour is wrong. #Corrie

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What is Craig wearing? Did he join an American cheerleading squad? Marching band? #Corrie

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I've failed you, says Geoff who's been married to Yasmeen all of three months #Corrie

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Roy charges £3.95 for a full English? Where is Wetherfield? 1992? #Corrie

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So Yasmeen will stand up to her philandering ex and her grand daughter, but can't see through Geoff at all. Even though he locked her in a box and made her eat her chicken #Corrie

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Did I just watch a group of Austrians throw a small child about for the pleasure of a prince? #Feudal #royalvariety #EntertainmentForAKing

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But has he had any more of her Victoria sponge? #nakedattraction

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@CrispSarnie Now there is a Tinder bio!

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Now that #LoveIsland is finished, has anyone broken up yet?

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Clearly Ovie saved his best hat for #LoveIsland #loveIslandfinal episode

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So, a year after being terrorized by Pat Phelan, Seb has apparently learned nothing at all #corrie

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Here's an interesting idea: go to a tribe with cameras, train some of them in how to use the equipment to tell stories, fuck off for a year, then return and buy their films. For money. At global market rates. #ExtremeTribe #IndigenousStorytelling #Neocolonialism #TeachAManToFilm

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Jean Rouche in the 1960s gave up making this type of ethnography because it was exploitative of its subjects. Just the #ExtremeTribe title alone creates an otherizing discourse. There are so many better ways to tell indigenous stories (let them tell their own stories for one).

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For a far better example of indigenous storytelling, check out Igloolik's Isuma productions #ExtremeTribe https://t.co/ZMNShRFjym #NoSavioursNeeded

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Did Amy just win television? #LoveIsland