Lasagna

Is water wet?

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

wife told me her startup idea and it’s just fraud

[Rick seven @rickerdoodle300]

Yo mama’s so fat she needs to take glp-2s

[anthony @tony_bagz]

What a fucked up day man

[Hear in LA @hearinladotcom]

the best minute and thirteen seconds you'll see of today's car chase which, bless you @ABC7 for sticking with it.

Dude narrowly misses an Angeleno on a scooter, then gets off the road to hit the 110 freeway where he just happens to get an escort from a half dozen youngsters on dirt bikes.

Long Live LA

[luca @jussawhole]

This is how it feels to post on your story

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

The inside of my brain when someone starts explaining rules of a card game

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Due to high demand, TSA clarifies that live lobsters are allowed in carry on bags — so long as passengers have airline approval.

[100 @yh_me2]

I need to consult the dawg in me about this

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

almost started barking

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

Tigers look orange to humans because we are trichromats, but they appear green to deer and wild boars because they are dichromats.

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

you can charge $20 for a sandwich now, even if it’s not that good. you didn’t used to be able to charge $20 for a sandwich — especially if it wasn’t that good — but you can now

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Donald Trump has earned more money in his first and second year, in his second term as president, than in the previous 60 years of his life, per Bloomberg.

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

they’ve sexualized the word “daddy” so much that when i have kids, they'll have to call me sensei

[Rapid Report @RapidReport2025]

WATCH: Giant iceberg capsizes off Ilulissat, northern Greenland

[sizzurp @coughsyrupzzz]

First thing I do when I wake up is hit the vape I don't even check if my legs work

[Brad Bain @thebradbain]

ok, sure why not

[The Textman 🇳🇬 @MarchVeryOwn4]

left bronny in la like a reverse fresh prince

[toxic king @toxicking]

It gets lonely when you ain't fake