John Marston

Husband and father of a beautiful family.

[Arthur Morgan @MisterMorgan99]

Lotta happy folks around this town... then again, simpletons always gotta have a smile on their faces, don't They?

[John Marston @armadillojohn]

I hope you got money for a funeral!

[Rockstar Games @RockstarGames]

Red Dead Online Beta
December 4th, 2018 Update:

[John Marston @armadillojohn]

For this Christmas, I wish for a well-fed and taken care of family, with a big ranch in the middle of nowhere.

[Arthur Morgan @MisterMorgan99]

Feller at the saloon called me a pretty boah... Pretty boah, are you kidding me? PRETTY BOAH!?
#Valentine
#ColdOneWithTheFellers
#WhatAboutLenny
#SaloonFight

[John Marston @armadillojohn]

@MisterMorgan99 @Mr_vanderlinde Dutch ALWAYS has a plan, you know that Arthur. Whether it’s a good or not is a different tale.

[John Marston @armadillojohn]

@MisterMorgan99 @Mr_vanderlinde That cigar looks might fine though. Where’d you get it Dutch?

[John Marston @armadillojohn]

Finally, a relevent Times article.

[John Marston @armadillojohn]

All this time, Uncle’s been freeloading off us and using Lumbago as his excuse even though we ALL have Lumbago and we ALL still work. That lazy bastard.

[John Marston @armadillojohn]

Went to the doctor after a little scrap out in Tall Trees and asked him what Lumbago was... and it’s just back pain!

[John Marston @armadillojohn]

@Gavinsfriends Think I saw him over by Armadillo...

[Arthur Morgan @MisterMorgan99]

The hell is Lumbago anyway?
#UncleOnMyNerves
#SecondFavoriteParasite

[John Marston @armadillojohn]

@MisterMorgan99 @Mr_vanderlinde Like you wouldn’t do the same! It was a badger, by the way. I hate them fuckers.

[John Marston @armadillojohn]

@MisterMorgan99 @Mr_vanderlinde I’ll clean my knife nice and shiny for tonight. And you leave my wife outta this!

[Arthur Morgan @MisterMorgan99]

Yuuup... Dysentery.
#PeasonsTurkey
#NoLeftOversForThisFeller

[John Marston @armadillojohn]

Thankful for my family, and for Pearson who can cook this turkey way better than Abigail.

[John Marston @armadillojohn]

Sometimes, I miss cracking open a whiskey bottle with the boys. #outlawlife

[Arthur Morgan @MisterMorgan99]

LENNNAAAYY!!!!
#ValentineSaloon #WhyDoesEveryoneLookLikeLenny
#NightOutWithTheFellers