Arman Jazayeri

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[Joe Arancio @joearancio]

@dscheinm Wouldn't it be amazing if CA leadership said "Let's not make this mistake again". Now, a technicality may require CA to get some of the tax $, but now he is gone. Basic Business Rule = Easier to keep good customers than earn new ones. $650M customers don't come often.

[Arman Jazayeri @arman]

@flybits Lies

[Arman Jazayeri @arman]

Look, it’s a factory. It says Bud-weezer.

[Al Kemist @ajx]

So @airchina changes my intl' connection to be 30 mins. Physically impossible! No English complaint #, rep tells me "find a Chinese friend!"

[Arman Jazayeri @arman]

@EXP3RT1SE the account does not belong to an 8 year old, check your reading comp.

[Arman Jazayeri @arman]

@EXP3RT1SE no, and as a former Twitter employee I should remind you that buying/selling usernames is a violation of the TOS

[Arman Jazayeri @arman]

@EXP3RT1SE nope

[Arman Jazayeri @arman]

@EXP3RT1SE @AmirBeheshty @ajx nope

[Arman Jazayeri @arman]

@AmirBeheshty @NotArman

[Arman Jazayeri @arman]

@cdj: Arman was kicking me! @arman: Chloe was putting her hand in my butt!

[Arman Jazayeri @arman]

Why do we need to go to heaven? We can just respawn like in #Minecraft

[Arman Jazayeri @arman]

Mommy I don't want my iPad at masjid, I want to listen to God.

[Arman Jazayeri @arman]

Mommy these green beans are awesome

[Arman Jazayeri @arman]

Daddy, you used to be a tree trimmer.

[Arman Jazayeri @arman]

[Counting Norouz money] I want to get a job, so I can make more money.

[Arman Jazayeri @arman]

Every seed is female because they grow

[Arman Jazayeri @arman]

Daddy, Chloe said the moon is following us but it's not, it stays in one place.

[Silicon Valley Business Journal @svbizjournal]

Incoming: Philz Coffee and Super Duper Burger are coming to Los Gatos http://t.co/p1SzhTMvy6 @PhilzCoffee @SuperDuperSF

[Arman Jazayeri @arman]

Daddy, getting vuzu is like taking a shower in the sink.

[Arman Jazayeri @arman]

I know everything about everything.