devil’s minion summer

armand-pilled alicel, medieval studies student, and all round horror

[devil’s minion summer @armandhightower]

if lucien doesn’t end up in a throuple with jurian and vassa i’m going to sue sjmaas for wasting my time

[Variety @Variety]

The titles and release dates for "A Court of Thorns and Roses" books six and seven have been revealed by author Sarah J. Maas:

- "A Court of Splintered Harmony" publishes Oct. 27, 2026

- "A Court of Forgotten Melody" publishes Jan. 12, 2027

https://t.co/fCeao5XLbL

[devil’s minion summer @armandhightower]

dennis and lestat are the same, and dennis and ormund are the same, but somehow ormund and lestat are not the same

[🗡️ @slasherscott]

found on tiktok

[lola★ @kendallgrl]

you guys need to understand that the lords of westeros didn’t pass over rhaenys because she was a woman. they passed her over because they were all afraid of what she might be hiding under that hair.

[devil’s minion summer @armandhightower]

‘i don’t think i’m well my prince’ went double platinum in my home

[hilal @monomodal]

Asoiaf posts that are always rotating in my mind:
1) you know who’s NOT woke or gay or a woman? your sister asha
2) what if lebron james killed the president and then kept on hooping for fifteen years

[devil’s minion summer @armandhightower]

@ABD_ELTH even the actors i don’t think are super attractive are still better looking than the average person like please where is my mid representation

[devil’s minion summer @armandhightower]

@DaeronTargtower making your mum happy vs your mum being sent away to murder your brother

[devil’s minion summer @armandhightower]

@ClaudiaBoleyn @_Jizzabelle_ also she wasn’t wrong? daemon was protecting sheepstealer’s rider from rhaenyra - mysaria being a bad mistress of whispers meant she didn’t know why he was doing it but like it was literally what he was doing

[devil’s minion summer @armandhightower]

ryan condal is the reason my stomach hurts rn

[rebecca @murielswedding_]

ryan condal has a bias towards alicent. ryan condal is trying to embarrass olivia cooke. ryan condal is stupid for not knowing viewers of the incest show would like the incest. ryan condal is a depraved pervert for writing an overtly negative depiction of incest. ryan condal writ

[devil’s minion summer @armandhightower]

@deerlenfent that’s not a very nice way to talk about lestat!!!

[devil’s minion summer @armandhightower]

like he could spend years grooming aegon into accepting this and alienate him from otto all at once

[devil’s minion summer @armandhightower]

daemon would be a free agent with no reason to ensure rhaenyra’s son ends up on the throne + anyone who didn’t accept her rule or acknowledged her sons’ illegitimacy would still have aegon as a rival claimant to support

[g🫀 @dressed4funeral]

the 'helaena would've been happy with jace and their union would've prevented the dance' thing is so unserious it feels like being subjected to brienne and tormund shippers all over again

[devil’s minion summer @armandhightower]

also in this universe daemon could marry aegon to baela, declare himself king after viserys’s death with them as joint heirs

[devil’s minion summer @armandhightower]

love abortions
love usurping
hate me sons
and that’s that

[May✗ @Mayham_H]

AITA for cheating on my husband (50) with his ex mistress (50) and then exiling her to Pentos, force feeding my sister (21) who was starving herself, killing the pope (70?) and then declaring myself the new messiah?

[devil’s minion summer @armandhightower]

truly one of the characters of all time i love him so much

[PoorQuentyn @PoorQuentyn]

Ulf spends the first half of the episode blacked out on the can, is forced to participate in the plot, promptly ruins everything for everyone, and for all we know blacks out again in the air. A+ character

[mari ᯓ★ shadowbanned @visenyacent]

3 days until hotd s3 finale.. 2 years without alicent 💔💔

[devil’s minion summer @armandhightower]

adam kinda got what was coming to him after confessing his feelings in front of a huge pile of poop???

[House the Dragons @housethedragons]

O cocozão da Vhagar 💀

[devil’s minion summer @armandhightower]

@skoopaaa he’s actually lady stoneheart

[devil’s minion summer @armandhightower]

they should have recreated this with rhaenyra and alicent

[andie ⋆˚࿔ @roseoftarth]

they don’t make cunty photoshoots like this anymore