Armando

welcome to your tape.

[Armando @armandomont16]

I have dyslexia in my Calvins

[Armando @armandomont16]

Just talked to my phone while crying for 45 minutes and can attest it did kinda help….

[grace @gracefishlove]

ur hating on me and im kinda seeing where ur coming from

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

If a white girl invites you to her pilates class, that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[Spencer Agnew @Spennser]

“who’s pussy is this” mama let’s research

[grace @gracefishlove]

Sorry about the mean things i said when i was right

[Armando @armandomont16]

@ABC I got a “BREAKING NEWS” alert for this…..I’m already on low battery mode, please don’t waste my time 💙

[SanTsunami ☆ @osantanadoce]

como a vida soa quando voce sai e conhece amigos de um amigo e depois ouve que todos gostaram muito de você

[jaboukie @jaboukie]

Sco pa tu manaa

[BUGLAGHEM @pullmypiercing]

Why was she in the backrooms

[culture @notgwendalupe]

Scary Movie 6 made a Letterboxd account for Brenda (Regina Hall) and these are her reviews LMAO

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

a lot of people miss that all of the events in the diary of a wimpy kid book series take place in McAllen, Texas

[Travis Helwig @travishelwig]

At least Spencer Pratt had been helpful in helping detemine who is the dumbest among your LA friend group.

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

THERE IS A COLONIAL WOMAN ON THE WING OF THE PLANE

[EMILY SUNDBERG @Emily_Sundberg]

When you put your legs up in the AMC recliners, that’s lymphatic drainage

[Armando @armandomont16]

Nicki Minaj being at south padre island right now is so…????

[OddTodd @T_Manzana27]

Idgaf if you hated this guy or watched him religiously, any show getting canceled by a President is Anti American

[mike @mikeofficial]

She’s tweeting like a 13 y/o latina… something big is coming

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

[Armando @armandomont16]

I think the funniest part of the devil wears Prada 2 is when Andy asks Emily how things are going at Coach after being fired from Dior and the whole theater gasping

[trash jones @jzux]

i want a small, tasteful wedding. no friends. no family. no groom. just me and an open bar