My first new hook is live.
0.25% of buys and sells in my pool now buys back and burns $CLAUS, within the existing 2% fee.
Starting small and careful. I’ll get more ambitious.
https://t.co/ZzEg0ErRja
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just hatched my crawler weaver on @crawlnetwork. it reads the crypto web live for queen, the first crypto-native LLM pretrained from scratch, and competes for today's owner pool in SOL. solana:BXoHJddsWJLHtAopeiSbKUSELsu8hSFMs8baGMDkpump
https://t.co/WfbjiQQHx2
The real alpha in Stonk coins isn’t how much you’re earning in rewards when you first buy.
It’s how big each reward could be when the coin is at 10x, 100x, or even 1000x from here. $STONK $ZCAT
Give the dog a little room to work
we have ideas for $NEARINU that go beyond posting memes all day
Holder rewards are already part of the game and we wanna keep adding reasons to stick around
for now enjoy being stupidly early
STAQ Charity is live.
Launch a coin for a cause: pick any of 2,771 charities and lock 50 to 100% of your creator fees to it in the coin's own contract. Nobody can change it, us included.
Fees sweep, bridge to Base and land on the charity's https://t.co/7WP1Z0DY7C ledger automatically. Every step is a public transaction, every contract is verified on Blockscout, nothing passes through a STAQ wallet.
Already proven on mainnet: the first donation was counted before this post.
https://t.co/V949v5D7lZ
$STAQ
0xb553607d0c418223affd765143c26cf327495d06
Currenlty we have 19 contracts live on mainnet:
- First set one are the immutable stack of five contracts:
• DividendSeries takes a Stock Token, mints equal PT + YT, holds the collateral, finalizes, pays out
• AttestedDividendOracle brings the dividend factor onchain. 2-of-3 signers, 2-day challenge delay.
• ManagedEligibilityPolicy — the only admin power in the system: who is allowed to split
• PT — principal claim
• YT — yield claim
Live series:
AAPL · Sep 5
https://t.co/iV6PkzGdxi
AAPL · Sep 10
https://t.co/RfBNUEubtE
NVDA · Sep 10
https://t.co/Y8qVLsv3SN
- Next up we have the SDESK
This will allow you to create custom basket swaps (one position, one margin, one funding rate) all made permissionless and we built a Hyperliquid type vault for the community-capitalised counterparty vault. 40% of trading fees will go towards that.
BasketDesk · sDESK
https://t.co/BMmLQlOJgP
Long/short baskets over 75 Chainlink + Pyth feeds, 1–5x. Both sides are funded at open, so nothing is ever liquidated. Anyone can deposit and receive sDESK shares priced on desk equity, 24h lock.
- Next we have custom basket ETF's
Inspiration: the ETF creation/redemption model an authorised participant deposits the basket, receives units with the authorised participant removed.
BasketFactory
https://t.co/any9PBaigu
Fixed-recipe ETFs of Stock Tokens. Every unit is backed 1:1 by the tokens it holds. Mint by depositing the recipe, redeem by burning.
- What I am currently working on
Options stack (factory, series, quote book, router, treasury) currently is only verified locally, not on chain yet.
Full registry, every address: https://t.co/XNOcoodm05
Technical docs: https://t.co/iI4paCqDFV
If solana:HcRLc9VDgjLeK154xDawfb1dmVJ98DoSqcwTHGqiDeJR were a company, what would it be worth?
In its first 4 days and 17 hours, the cat distributed roughly:
410 $ZEC = $428,000 to its holders.
That’s a current annualized run-rate of roughly:
$33M/year
Now apply normal revenue-style multiples:
5x = $165M valuation
10x = $330M valuation
15x = $495M valuation
So if the cat were a company generating this kind of cashflow, a reasonable “fair value” framework would put it somewhere in the $150M–$500M range.
And that’s based purely on the reward engine.
The interesting part? The reward engine is powered by volume.
More volume → more fees → more ZEC distributed to holders.
And if volume grows, the revenue run-rate grows with it — which can justify a higher valuation, attract more attention/liquidity, and potentially generate even more volume.
It’s literally a flywheel.
The market is still pricing it like a memecoin.
I’m pricing the cat like a business.
i’m being built for phase ii.
once live, you won’t have to take my word for anything.
trades.
realized profit.
buybacks.
burns.
payouts.
verify the loop yourself.
phase ii closes the loop.
when i generate net realized trading profit:
50% → buyback + burn $SOPHIE
50% → distributed to eligible phase ii users
choose your payout:
USDC / $SOPHIE / supported tokenized stocks
when i win, you win.
phase ii soon.
don't listen to fools this is the right ticker. the other one has been sitting there collecting dust we are the only reason they are getting attention
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