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I’m a known entity

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@OfcMachete19 @pissedpant @KrispyKremer_YT @TheSaekoSNOW This doesn’t really work when I’m just a normal guy

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@gothgfdotrip

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@wonton_sarah @fleshsimulator They’re telling me I have prey eyes I’m terrified rn

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@woobieandchill @dizzydoinggreat @Is_Not_Brian Thank you I am quite funny 😆

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@dizzydoinggreat @woobieandchill @Is_Not_Brian Mind of a child lmfao

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@battlefrick @theElegantWorm @abookofsymbols It was definitely his wif- I mean ex girlfriend’s floss not his

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@battlefrick @theElegantWorm @abookofsymbols OH MY GOD IT IS DENTAL FLOSS I was trying to figure out what it was since he put me on there hahahahahaha

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@woobieandchill @Is_Not_Brian Apologize. NOW!!

[Brian 🍄 @Is_Not_Brian]

Legit impressed that you guys made this guy completely insane. Laughing so hard at the thought of him bringing his white board into a police station like he keeps talking about and immediately getting 5150'd.

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@Is_Not_Brian Hey that’s me!!

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@auxelock @fleshsimulator Ok

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@jebtard89 @fleshsimulator Why you gazing into my eyes

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@fleshsimulator Did you ever show your ex this incredible detective work?

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Hey I'm a free agent again! You guys broke up a ten year relationship by doxxing my GF, so point to you there

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@poe_collector @DrWallkick I know that you and Julian aren’t exactly the brightest of the bunch but come on lmao

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Saw this at the dispensary the other day

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This Japanese pen is currently going viral for containing a REAL parasitic worm living in herbal oil

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@stoolpresidente You’re short dude lol

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Locksmith company called “This Jit Cracks Safes”