Anthony R. Miller

But Jesus made me, so Jesus save me from pity, sympathy and people discussing me

[Anthony R. Miller @armiller78]

@chrislhayes So when Biden does it, clear sign of cognitive decline, anyone else, honest mistake. Got it.

[Anthony R. Miller @armiller78]

@cagesideseats “He said, to a half empty house”

[Anthony R. Miller @armiller78]

@Fightful @SeanRossSapp They can’t get through a show without taking shots at @WWE can they?

[Anthony R. Miller @armiller78]

@Rosenbergradio The problem is “I am a great wrestler and I love this.” Is a boring gimmick. And it just happens to be every AEW wrestlers gimmick. Sometimes they throw in a “The company that made me a millionaire sucks” but even then, yawn.

[BrokeAssStuart @BrokeAssStuart]

If Trump gets re-elected, every one of us is gonna say “I could’ve done more to stop this.”

I’m gonna start phonebanking.

What are you doing to get @JoeBiden elected?

[Jessica Goldman @ApplauseMeter]

I had a joke about theater critics, but their beat got cut, the paper folded and everyone decided to listen to social media people say the show was “boring” or “cool”.

[Jason Bayani @jasonbayani]

Over the last year I’ve had the opportunity to consult with Kaylamay Paz Suarez on her solo show for @awesometheatre. Kaylamay is a unique talent with a wild imagination and I’m looking forward to seeing her bring her look at the Pilipinx experience in America.

[Cristin O'Keefe Aptowicz @coaptowicz]

The sign on this yoga studio toilet is emo as hell.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Pelosi is going to have to add Trump to her disclosure forms where it asks for a list of assets she owns.

[Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n]

let the past die. kill it if you have to.

[Awesome Theatre @AwesomeTheatre]

Our Executive Director says we should change our tone as we head into the home stretch of fundraising. Should it be:

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

GOODNIGHT JABRONIS. BE KIND TO ONE ANOTHER. OTHERWISE GO FUCK YOURSELF

[Awesome Theatre @AwesomeTheatre]

Next year we’ll be doing a show called “Holy Sh*t That Was Scary”. New horror plays!!! The title of the show sees into the future and knows what you think about the show!!! https://t.co/ax9LYACmzC #IHeartAwesomeTheatre

[Awesome Theatre @AwesomeTheatre]

Our campaign starts today! Check it out!!! https://t.co/qV8N4rj2f1 #IHeartAwesomeTheatre #NewLocalWeird

[Awesome Theatre @AwesomeTheatre]

Rejected Donation Levels:
🔘 $2 Grandma loves you level
🔘 $5 Uncle rememberers when you where this big level
🔘 $10 Cubical buddy with a secret...oh no not secret any more! crush level
🔘 $50 Significant Other Obligation level
🔘 $200 S.O. after a fight level

[The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster]

I don't get it, a midterm election comes along and you're all fucking psyched to vote but when we ask you to participate in our "Which Cusack sibling would you do?" poll you're dead silent.

[Alexandra Petri @petridishes]

it's election eve not election steve

[Awesome Theatre @AwesomeTheatre]

An unspoken directive from our Executive Director is to use wrestling gifs whenever possible. We think Artaud would approve.