mins

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

👋 Coroner here. His body is cold.

[the doogfather @thedoogfather]

what if you were a SENATOR and you were GAY but you were CLOSETED and another senator DIED but you were LYING about it and his WIFE was a SPY for CHINA and then you ALSO DIED

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

DID YOU KNOW IF YOU FIND A
HORSESHOE CRAB THATS BEEN TAGGED BY THE FISH AND WILDLIFE SERVICE AND SUBMIT THE LOCATION YOU SAW IT USING THE FORM ON FWS DOT GOV SLASH CRABTAG THEY SEND YOU A BEAUTIFUL CRAB PIN

[noufa ❀ @chenslivia]

THEY SAY MODERN LOVE’S A CRUEL ENDEAVOR
(they say it’s cruel)
AND TO THAT I SAY FUCK IT WHATEVER!
WHATEVERRRR!!!!!!!

[yuuii @yuuiichive]

We may never witness this level of visual storytelling ever again. Narrative excellence

[Hubble @NASAHubble]

What Did Hubble See on Your Birthday?: Expanded Edition! 🥳

In celebration of America's 250th birthday week, now you can find *five* Hubble views taken on your special day.

Discover yours and let us know your favorite in the replies: https://t.co/QqEpU35JYQ

[Las Vegas Locally 🌴 @LasVegasLocally]

Strawberry Moon over Stratosphere, by Hugh Byrne

[eden ౨ৎ @fairskyabove]

this play makes me SICK

[ian @itsianraymond]

this weekend was so bagel… #Everything

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when i'm in a group setting and all of a sudden i get an intense feeling that i dont belong and need to leave immediately

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

microdosing pto by dissociating at work

[🌸 @qershi_]

told my 4 year old he can’t have ice cream cake after dinner if he doesn’t EAT his dinner and he came up to me immediately and said “can you give me a hug so I don’t cry?” and when I bent down for a hug he whispered “don’t ever say that to me ever again”

[stewie garlic @strwberryvape]

twitter is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[CREATIONIST_FRONT @CreationistF]

I think eco-region maps are some of the most interesting

[✨spooky kelsey✨ @ksullzz]

us as bartholomew bears

[dollylor @hatsune_mitski]

loving maggots for brains in the straightforward, losing yourself in love and interpretation of the text but also as a weird girl anthem. I FEEL DIRTY!!! I FEEL ROTTEN!!! AND I GOT MAGGOTS FOR BRAINS!!!!!!!

[Rodrigo Times @RodrigoTimes]

Olivia Rodrigo (27.2B) knocks Chris Brown out of Spotify’s all-time Top 50 most-streamed artists.

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

i wish someone would ask me this