𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖏𝖆

somebody once told me i was a lotr hoe sucking on tolkien's balls so i got that going for me

[𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖏𝖆 @armitagetrash]

thorin: far over the

me: MISTY MOUNTAINS COLD TO DUNGEONS DEEP AND CAVERNS OLD

[𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖏𝖆 @armitagetrash]

happy pride month y'all

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Donald Trump recalls meeting the President of Egypt:

“He was in a hotel, and I met him, and we fell in love, deeply in love. He didn’t even wanna meet Hillary [Clinton], he said “you’re going to win”… We had great chemistry, and I stayed twice as long as I was supposed to”

[𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖏𝖆 @armitagetrash]

I've been saying this all the time. I only worked as a student under a J-1 visa but seeing all the Americans around me and what they have to deal with made me realize that the US is only great for the rich and the tourists.

[AverageJonas 🇳🇴 @Average_Jonas]

Maybe this is a hot take but as someone who lived in the US for 4 years before moving home to Norway, I think the US is a great country to visit, not to live in. You get all the benefits of how grand the experiences are in culture, weather, nature, food, sports etc but you don’t have to worry about healthcare, overpaid housing, taxes that fund wars instead of your well-being and a lacking infrastructure. I understand it’s a big country and I only lived in Los Angeles (which is worse than most other American cities) but you only need one small medical issue to realize how messed up the system is. Also Trump.

[𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖏𝖆 @armitagetrash]

this is just so funny bc wdym you destroyed your family just so you can be in a relationship with this person for 3 measly years

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Ariana Grande and Ethan Slater have broken up, @TMZ reports.

[𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖏𝖆 @armitagetrash]

slowly becoming one of my fav accts LMAOOOOO

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖏𝖆 @armitagetrash]

LMAOOOOOOOO

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖏𝖆 @armitagetrash]

my ig is full of reels and posts about the whole patagonia vs pattie gonia lawsuit and holy shit people really love acting dumb

[𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖏𝖆 @armitagetrash]

seriously considering sacrificing my mental health for the next 2-3 years and moving back home so I can save up enough money for a downpayment and get my own apartment

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

it also makes me feel insane because none of you seem to think it’s policing women’s bodies when you call them fat or tell them to lose weight.
but when someone is visibly underweight and malnourished, that’s when everyone needs to mind their business?

[𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖏𝖆 @armitagetrash]

Hacks is so goooood. It's been a while since I've lost sleep over a show.

[𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖏𝖆 @armitagetrash]

people using ts for "this" instead of "this shit" irks me so much

[𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖏𝖆 @armitagetrash]

damn, s18 might be the one season I won't finish because I'm so pissed off

[𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖏𝖆 @armitagetrash]

they did him so dirty with this makeup

[𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖏𝖆 @armitagetrash]

I've never had five guys before so I wanted to try it. WHY TF IS IT SO EXPENSIVE?? I'm not paying 20 euros for a burger and fres.

[𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖏𝖆 @armitagetrash]

started heated rivalry yesterday and kinda ruined it for myself because kip reminds me of yassified charlie kirk

[Guillermo del Toro @RealGDT]

I believe I do...

[𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖏𝖆 @armitagetrash]

Oh it pissed me off so much. I have a 1000+ days streak and I might just stop using the app altogether after this.

[𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖏𝖆 @armitagetrash]

I can't fucking believe it, they absolutely destroyed Duolingo with this new "Energy" system instead of hearts. The free version is basically unusable.

[𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖏𝖆 @armitagetrash]

i'm bored ughhh should I download tinder again?

[The Right To Bear Memes @grandoldmemes]

Brigitte Macron rn: