MikeA⚽️🚀🇺🇦

Lover of science and comedy. Drinker of Bourbon and Slurm. A threeture is a game that we like to play, also known as a buster. he/him

[MikeA⚽️🚀🇺🇦 @Armo15]

It feels wrong that paleontologists aren't called connoissaurs.

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

“Two days after catastrophic floods roared through Texas, the FEMA did not answer nearly two-thirds of calls to its disaster assistance line…The lack of responsiveness happened because the agency had fired hundreds of contractors at call centers…”

https://t.co/CcDRM6vu7Y

[Jude Meowingham @JMeowingham]

🐈🔊

[MikeA⚽️🚀🇺🇦 @Armo15]

Noooo

[MikeA⚽️🚀🇺🇦 @Armo15]

@Nicocantor1 Yas! 🙌🏼

[MikeA⚽️🚀🇺🇦 @Armo15]

@Nicocantor1 🫣

[MikeA⚽️🚀🇺🇦 @Armo15]

Vamos @fcnaples_ ! #usopencup

[Gabriel Sterling @GabrielSterling]

Again this is just common sense.

[MikeA⚽️🚀🇺🇦 @Armo15]

Herediano!!!

[MikeA⚽️🚀🇺🇦 @Armo15]

Vamos Herediano!! #concacafchampionscup

[MikeA⚽️🚀🇺🇦 @Armo15]

Messi! 🙌🏼

[MikeA⚽️🚀🇺🇦 @Armo15]

@IFTVMarco Re: Your confirmation name story the other day..I also had to lie.
I took Antonio as mine. The nuns thought it was for a saint but it was really after Tony Shalhoub's Italian cab driver character from Wings. 😂

[MikeA⚽️🚀🇺🇦 @Armo15]

More MetroStars! @CBSSportsGolazo

[Jude Meowingham @JMeowingham]

Throwback to the MetroStars for #FootyKitFriday #Meola 🔭✨ ⚽️@CBSSportsGolazo

[MikeA⚽️🚀🇺🇦 @Armo15]

Feliz #FootyKitFriday to @CBSSportsGolazo Ruuuud!

[Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16]

The first country to stop Elon Musk gets all my vacation money.

[MikeA⚽️🚀🇺🇦 @Armo15]

Kids v olds random question

What is the age cutoff for:
Opening your eyes like a lunatic vs closing eyes/tilting your head when you taste something infuckincredible?

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

The FAA is facing its first major aviation disaster in 16 years without a leader because Elon Musk pressured the former FAA administrator to resign on January 20th. Musk was angry that the FAA fined SpaceX for failing to get approval for launch changes. https://t.co/YsHjgpNRvG

[MikeA⚽️🚀🇺🇦 @Armo15]

New year, new gear. Let's get Real Betis back to the head of the table. 🇪🇸@CBSSportsGolazo #FootyKitFriday #laliga #FelizLunaDeMiel a @Nicocantor1

[Chris Hadfield @Cmdr_Hadfield]

If you close your eyes aboard a spaceship, you sometimes see flashes of light, as radiation/high-energy particles hit your optic nerve (on Earth the magnetic field protects us). It messes with our computers too - @NASA is testing new lunar tech https://t.co/gwVhk3J0Ch
(video: 2001 A Space Odyssey)

[MikeA⚽️🚀🇺🇦 @Armo15]

@CBSSportsGolazo @susannahcollins Best kits. Best host. Bar none. 🫶🏻⚽️ Good luck in Knoxville!!