Bagel Boy 🥯

Professional Misconstruer
A Cask of Amontillado fan account, apparently

[Bagel Boy 🥯 @armoiresome]

Hamsters have values and we cannot know what they are

[Count von Count @CountVonCount]

Five thousand!

[Bagel Boy 🥯 @armoiresome]

@damaskis apple (this is the best I've got)

[payton mitchell @paytmitch]

born to forced to
dilly dally lock in

[Bagel Boy 🥯 @armoiresome]

@KhanStopMe you've had many good tweets, but this is your best one

[Bagel Boy 🥯 @armoiresome]

@hankgreen Kind of wild that you and John both posted about (presumably different) James Tilleys today

[Bagel Boy 🥯 @armoiresome]

@hankgreen

[Bagel Boy 🥯 @armoiresome]

@KhanStopMe maybe it would help to have people on Twitter say they want you on the show (it's me, I'm the person on Twitter)

[John Green @sportswithjohn]

A non-paywalled link to my piece in the @washingtonpost about the contemporary horror of tuberculosis and @JanssenGlobal's pursuit of secondary patents that will cause much needless suffering and death. https://t.co/Rd21fwOA3n #endTB

[Bagel Boy 🥯 @armoiresome]

If you see this, QT with the most recent photo you took of your pet. No cheating.

[Cathy Newton @cathycomma]

If you see this, QT with the most recent photo you took of your pet. No cheating.

[jamie loftus 🌭 @jamieloftusHELP]

jack black assigning the kids positions in the band in school of rock is the greatest scene in the history of movies

[junkuma @J_KMOR]

跳ねる明かり

[taha @KhanStopMe]

one day, i hope to make something as good as this

https://t.co/BtmEpR6Te0

[Bagel Boy 🥯 @armoiresome]

@dftbaRachel He's not always this sharp, I promise

[Bagel Boy 🥯 @armoiresome]

@KhanStopMe What if it were 4 minutes and 33 seconds of silence?

[Bagel Boy 🥯 @armoiresome]

@paytmitch The number goes up so fast!

[船隠 @yk_funa]

猫描いた

[Bagel Boy 🥯 @armoiresome]

@paytmitch Henry and Alice hosting alone is the best thing to happen to this endeavor in years

[min 🧠 @agoodmintality]

stop having parasocial relationships with celebrities. start having parasocial relationships with your friends' cats

[Bagel Boy 🥯 @armoiresome]

@hankgreen Viscosity and Propaganda
(As a bonus, 흘러가다 is my favorite word in Korean)

[Sabrina @NerdyAndQuirky]

i want to eat the sun.