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[al @armonyalan]

@adidas @adidasUS absolutely the worst shopping experience of my life. Not only did you confirm my order and then cancel it 3 DAYS LATER, but also the worst bullshit customer service ever. I only strayed from Nike for Messi & Bad Bunny, never again.

[al @armonyalan]

@DakidPost & Alan Armony

[al @armonyalan]

@DakidPost This is insane insane

[al @armonyalan]

Jumping the turnstile in front of the cops on the way out of the subway

[al @armonyalan]

@DakidPost Fuck yea

[al @armonyalan]

@thunter_8 Oh shit I need to rewatch that

[al @armonyalan]

@thunter_8 I think everyone is

[al @armonyalan]

Did thousands of people move to NYC over the weekend?

[Neal 🇦🇺 @NealGardner_]

🚨 GIVEAWAY 🚨

I’ve teamed up with @TifosoCo & will be giving away a Barca shirt of the winners choice if Lewandowski scores ANYTIME today (home/away/third)

To enter:

1️⃣ Repost & Like this post
2️⃣ Follow @TifosoCo

Winner will be announced after the game if he scores!

[al @armonyalan]

@joeyscott324 @Md3bo This is such a flex

[al @armonyalan]

Can’t wait to fart after leaving the office. Bathroom is too central in the office to risk it.

[al @armonyalan]

@Md3bo Hangout with friends who live in Williamsburg

[al @armonyalan]

@Tess_Harkin Me too, You should write it!

[al @armonyalan]

Emma Stone is everywhere these days

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

In 1979, 16-year-old Brenda Ann Spencer was arrested after killing two people in San Diego, California.

When asked why she did it, she replied, "I just don't like Mondays.”

[al @armonyalan]

I NEED MORE CLOTHES

[al @armonyalan]

@Tess_Harkin 30 cookies will do that to ya

[al @armonyalan]

@DakidPost Might as well go home

[al @armonyalan]

I think dua lipa should get to post >10 pics at a time on an insta post

[al @armonyalan]

If you need someone to unstick your piece of saran wrap from itself PLEASE CALL ME

[al @armonyalan]

If there was ever a time for a tiktoker to ask me about my fit…