Jason Bayles

[Jason Bayles @armoredgator]

@TheAutoLinkr As if people aren't distracted enough by their phone, texting while driving, so let's have them watching TV and drinking. This only get a few thousand people killed, great idea.

[Jason Bayles @armoredgator]

@detectivehazama @JosieMarcellino It was on sale...lol

[Jason Bayles @armoredgator]

@DonutOperator She has to buy 2 seats for a flight, will she have to be voted in twice to fit in Congress?

[Jason Bayles @armoredgator]

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[Jason Bayles @armoredgator]

@GarandThumb1 Long distance communication.

[Jason Bayles @armoredgator]

@AntiLeftMemes If in the Pacific? Chum, lots of chum. The Mako and white sharks will rescue him

[Rep. Jim Jordan @Jim_Jordan]

Americans have to show an ID for just about anything:

-Driving

-Flying

-Checking into a hotel

-Opening a bank account

-Buying a firearm

Why isn’t voting on that list?

[Jason Bayles @armoredgator]

@Neccccy Of course, I don't want him expelling the energy he can use on feeding, I mean the lion looks a bit lean...

[Jason Bayles @armoredgator]

@LibertyCappy What quick sand?

[Jason Bayles @armoredgator]

@AntiWokeMemes Thing/it

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@AntiLeftMemes If my company tried that, 85% would walk out

[Jason Bayles @armoredgator]

@MbarkCherguia Greatest Show On Earth by Nightwish

[Jason Bayles @armoredgator]

@vxylily Down Periscope

[Jason Bayles @armoredgator]

@EmilySm43 MASH

[Jason Bayles @armoredgator]

@Matt_Pinner Floor Jansen of Nightwish

[Jason Bayles @armoredgator]

@Sadie_NC Yes

[Jason Bayles @armoredgator]

@ohhanxiety Taxes are due

[Jason Bayles @armoredgator]

@silentblossom_ Nope

[Jason Bayles @armoredgator]

@steveth75737857 Get an earth magnet, or lock him in a room with a MRI

[Jason Bayles @armoredgator]

@AntiLeftMemes Unflatteringly flat stick figure, does her inspiration come from P.O.W. / concentration camp survivors?