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Trying for better, always trying for better!

[Chris D. Jackson @ChrisDJackson]

Imagine spending years calling Joe Biden “Sleepy Joe,” only to become the guy falling asleep during televised meetings, ball games, and everything in between.

You can’t script karma better than that.

The man built an entire brand on mocking Biden’s age and stamina, and now he can’t stay awake when the cameras are rolling.

Sometimes karma takes its time.

But it always shows up.

[Alex_cites @armorlockinc]

@mrwtffacts Im thinking all these male to female transitioning athletes should compete amongst themselves. Mostly because we'll never see female to male Trans athletes tryna compete with real dudes.

[Alex_cites @armorlockinc]

Liar!!!

[Charles M. Blow @CharlesMBlow]

I feel strongly about this: journalists have an ethical responsibility to call these election lies what they are. We just stop hiding behind the euphemistic “without proof.” Or democracy is fragile and under assault. Patrician journalistic niceties serve no one is a moment of crisis, not even journalism. We are called to reveal and convey truth. It starts with every interaction. It starts in the moment. It starts to their faces. It feels good to be free to do what I think is right.

[Charles M. Blow @CharlesMBlow]

I feel strongly about this: journalists have an ethical responsibility to call these election lies what they are. We just stop hiding behind the euphemistic “without proof.” Or democracy is fragile and under assault. Patrician journalistic niceties serve no one is a moment of crisis, not even journalism. We are called to reveal and convey truth. It starts with every interaction. It starts in the moment. It starts to their faces. It feels good to be free to do what I think is right.

[The Blue Torch @_TheBlueTorch]

fucking brilliant 🔥

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Trump has just destroyed the US beef industry. No country in their right mind is going to import US beef.

After Trump cut funding for Screwworm monitoring programs, the dangerous flesh-eating parasite has been found in US cattle for the first time since 1966.

[Richard @ricwe123]

When the illusion finally shatters, what’s left isn’t just disappointment,it’s total embarrassment.
The man you invested your faith in isn’t a savior at all, just an empty act stitched together with arrogance, noise, and relentless self-promotion.
All that confidence, all those grand promises, all the swagger,it collapses into something painfully small the moment it’s tested against reality.

There’s no hidden genius, no bold disruptor underneath it all.
Just a loud, impulsive figure flailing through responsibilities he clearly wasn’t equipped to handle, drowning incompetence in a flood of bluster.

In the end, what once looked like strength turns out to be nothing more than cheap theatrics.
Not leadership,just a gaudy performance.

A caricature.
A spectacle.

And the real sting isn’t that it was absurd,it’s realizing how long it took to admit you were taken in by all his bullshit....

[Alex_cites @armorlockinc]

@realTuckFrumper Tldr?

[Freyja1 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇸🇯🇩🇪🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @FreyjaBakke]

Peter Selby had 125,000 child abuse images on his devices.

2,413 category A. Children as young as three. Extreme pornography including bestiality.

He avoided jail. The judge said prison would be difficult because he identifies as transgender.

Nine months later he breached his court order. Downloaded VPN software to hide his internet activity. Avoided jail again. Judge said he'd be at risk in a male prison.

Peter Selby. 71. South Shields. Ladysmith Street.

Currently living less than a mile from a primary school and a nursery. Near a public park where children play.

Two court appearances. Two suspended sentences. 125,000 images.

Still in your community.
Preditor awareness

[Donny Deutsch @DonnyDeutsch]

Message to Mamdani and Trump from a life long lover of The Knicks and NYC

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

MORE than three million pages from the Epstein files are now public

Cannibalism, Rape, Murder, Pedophilia,
Not a single arrest, Not a single investigation

Z.E.R.O

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Gandalv @Microinteracti1]

The President of the United States is asleep at his desk. Again.

Behind him stand seven grown adults in expensive suits, and not one of them is doing anything about it. One is mid-sentence. Another is gazing sideways with the haunted look of a man whose pension depends on never acknowledging what he can see in his peripheral vision.

The rest of the world is watching, and the rest of the world has noticed something. Americans are terrified of authority. That fear has settled over this administration like a fog, and it turns otherwise functional adults into warm furniture. Nobody moves. Nobody speaks. The paralysis is total.

In any European parliament, in any boardroom from Oslo to Ljubljana, someone would have leaned over by now. Tapped a shoulder. Said, quietly but clearly, that perhaps this isn’t the moment. Somebody would have done something, because the alternative, pretending a sleeping man is running a meeting, would have been too absurd to sustain.

Not here. Here, seven men have collectively decided that the correct professional response to the President losing consciousness in the Oval Office is to carry on as though he were a particularly demanding houseplant.

[Alex_cites @armorlockinc]

@Kaylan_TX_ @PMastersMusic @HunterBiden @PMastersMusic no way man. Block me too

[Praise @tufpraise]

Because pedophiles are in power

[Alex_cites @armorlockinc]

@JamesTate121 Not sure the "maga" tag should be there, as anyone from any walk of life is capable of doing this. But yeah, f*ck these ppl

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

PATRIOTS DON'T WANT A UFC FIGHT OR A LOSER CONCERT TO HONOR AMERICA. THEY WANT SOMETHING BIGGER. SO I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, WILL LIVE STREAM THE GREATEST MOMENT IN AMERICAN HISTORY - THE DESTRUCTION AND REMOVAL OF DONALD'S NASTY NAME FROM THE KENNEDY CENTER. HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA!!

[Alex_cites @armorlockinc]

@NoContextHumans One day that puppy is going to sh*t all over that guy. I hope he posts the video.

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

Don’t forget when Rome was collapsing emperors would use Gladiator fights to distract the people from the Corruption of the State at that time! This is all starting to make sense now. Who agrees?

[Alex_cites @armorlockinc]

@smerconish: "let ME explain to you what HE meant"