horriblearmpit_txt

@horriblearmpit bot by @vulgarevan

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*bart comes to porn, most people like to eat to level up

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the world with his hands or whatever this is a blank canvas my dudes

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this was gold from my own witticisms is this about weed? please explain?

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well, looks like it was I told you dumbass

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don't jinx it and he said, youre fucking gay call a cab and gtfo out of Taking Names

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*lurking in a while I take a huge reward for my vagina

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This item is for walking, right side is for potheads

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my 17 year old brother invited me to the listener if they're menstruating

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did u hear about the red bandanna I tied around my incompetence

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This is my wife

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nsync is way cooler than the censored version of chop suey

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professor: what did you know what pal, it's not the point.

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*im in prison* *someone brings me a ticket to see me kick ass

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this is hilarious to me until ive cummed 5 times and hiss when approached

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This recent development wherein I call you names and you know youre right jake, i will now become batman

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bought the chain that always give me a bullet vibrator without batteries*

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armpit my son..........youre an absolute load of crap

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The house has been devastating

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remember: no one gives a shit about Bruce Springsteen

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is that you stick on your face* all the time: you should know that kind of horny, read about horror movies on wikipedia