The Duchess

the absolute worst poker player you’ve never met. minors dni

[The Duchess @arms2long]

lost my marbles; can i have yours

[The Duchess @arms2long]

@MargBarAmerica was rooting for them ughhh

[The Duchess @arms2long]

nickname: Luce if ya nasty
pronouns: she/her
height: 5’7”
sexuality: lesbian, sort of
smokes: its legal yes
drinks: rarely
piercings: ears and nose ring
tattoos: two!
fav color: rich red
fav drink: French 75s mmmm
fav food: gravy fries

[garlic wife @garlic_wife]

nickname: i don’t have one
pronouns: she/her
height: 5’9”
sexuality: fake bisexual
smokes: no
drinks: yes
piercings: what are you 12
tattoos: I don’t know a few
fav color: black
fav drink: vodka soda splasha’cran
fav food: steak

[The Duchess @arms2long]

@ADecker326 genuinely this did make my day better, you have no idea. lets do this again sometime!

[The Duchess @arms2long]

@ADecker326 i was worried you left but you were just digging around in my photos 😄 yeah, thats me. its cool that you’re not attracted to me bc like i said i’m taken. i never did cut tho so no worries! what kind of beer you like?

[The Duchess @arms2long]

@ADecker326 thanks, deck. my point is that i dont need the validation. we’re kinda getting along at this point, you wanna catch a drink sometime?

[The Duchess @arms2long]

@ADecker326 there we go man. thats the spirit. also have a literal bf but yeah you’re got the idea

[The Duchess @arms2long]

@ADecker326 can’t believe i got the fifth string, d-list level transphobes 🥱 enjoy third period lil fella

[The Duchess @arms2long]

@ADecker326 ‘bro bro bro’ are you fifteen? Lol

[The Duchess @arms2long]

@ADecker326 do u really think i would pick a photo of myself that i do not like as my profile photo

[The Duchess @arms2long]

@ADecker326 she’s not gonna fuck you, bro

[The Duchess @arms2long]

@sweetjewishgirl okayyy yeah i was out literally everywhere but work for a while which was funny bc clearly that twink was evolving

[The Duchess @arms2long]

i will never have more courage than when i came out and immediately went to exclusively she/her despite looking Like That

[Robin 🐛 @Undue_Risk]

Egg cracking is such a mortifying ordeal, I genuinely think the hardest part of transition was vocalizing to anyone that I wanted to be a woman when I looked like a whole ass dude

[The Duchess @arms2long]

creating an Albanian from first principles

[The Duchess @arms2long]

my balkan bf keeps saying ‘inshallah’ despite being entirely areligious, what could this mean

[The Duchess @arms2long]

my balkan bf keeps saying ‘inshallah’ despite being entirely areligious, what could this mean

[The Duchess @arms2long]

@Undue_Risk i am !

[The Duchess @arms2long]

@Undue_Risk fixing my own brain worms by having a fem partner with ‘masc’ traits has been enjoyable

[The Duchess @arms2long]

@sweetjewishgirl south philly forever

[The Duchess @arms2long]

@Undue_Risk Indiana-Ohio going under just Ohio would cause a hundred year insurgency

[The Duchess @arms2long]

@Undue_Risk C gets you St Louis and Cincy and all of Indiana/Illinois that arent Chicago

[The Duchess @arms2long]

@garlic_wife much love 🫶

[The Duchess @arms2long]

happy fathers day to my fatherless ones