ArmYear 🦾

better for you if you unfollow

[ArmYear 🦾 @ArmsAnnually]

There are too many @Howlingmutant0 clone accs its starting to drive me insane

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@archibaldxiv

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To be read in monotone double speed disclaimer voice

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Some users report seeing the interconnectedness of all things, god demons or both, ego dissolution, and bursts of inexplicable bliss.

Rare but serious side effects can include, quitting your job to live in a cave, persistent smiling, speaking in koans, and an inability to take anything seriously ever again.

If you experience prolonged oneness with the universe, loss of personal identity, or levitation, stop using enlightenment and consult your guru, lama, or licensed spiritual advisor immediately.*

[ArmYear 🦾 @ArmsAnnually]

@BecomingCritter How successful are you?
How successful does your mum think you are?
How successful do I think your mum thinks you are?

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@archibaldxiv

[Καλός @realKalos]

Groups of masked white men in #Belfast are inflating migrant children with helium in front of their families and then letting them float away as they laugh. Please stop. We are better than this.

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@archibaldxiv

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@orm0nde I would expect to be brought in to execute him and then myself as collective recompense

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@leptokinesis Delicious hell

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@angloid0 Bullish

[Bovril-Gesellschaft @BovrilG]

Those ads are getting weirder

[𝖒𝖔𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖌 @wanted4mogging]

i want to chase her down naked in the forest like a feral beast and impregnate her under the moonlight but i can't do this because of bill gates alpha gal tick bioterrorism. this is why the birthrate is collapsing

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@EadrictheWild @BasedNorthmathr

[ArmYear 🦾 @ArmsAnnually]

This is the way also with the more cautious among travellers. A man has heard that the road which he is taking is infested with bandits; he does not venture to set forth alone, but he waits for a company, either that of an ambassador, or of a quaestor, or of a proconsul, and when he has attached himself to them he travels along the road in safety.

Epictetus 100 AD

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@leptokinesis Can you allow 1 normile pls

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Most of you are too scared to yearn on the feed

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

I miss Kate so badly that I physically hurt.

It's been a week since we were together. She's still in Australia sorting her visa.

I feel more stressed. My emotions are stunted. My thoughts are cloudy and my mood has dipped.

It just hurts everywhere.

[ArmYear 🦾 @ArmsAnnually]

@LizzyStarrrdust I want 25 years of insufferable hell to be the benchmark of a successful marriage

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@leptokinesis Is that it?!
Ya big wuss

[ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩 @kunley_drukpa]

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