Unpopular opinion: this is correct.
Fighting & fucking.
Almost every major technological advancement in human history can be traced back to one of two motivations:
A. Kill the enemy
B. Put the wife in a good mood
Humanity didn’t invent faster ships, stronger metals, or the internet because we’re enlightened scholars.
We did it because some dude either wanted to win a war, or get laid.
"I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn't have these cannons"
JPMorgan LevFin executive director Lorna Hajdini, quoted in an anonymous lawsuit by a junior male colleague accusing her of making him her sex slave
Viagra, roofies, and balls not "tasting like curry" are some other astonishing highlights of the lawsuit that accuses Hajdini of rape, stalking, and abuse
Hard hitting stuff that the consensus #1 QB goes to the QB needy team picking #1.
What’s next, predicting Burrow to throw for over 3000 yards this year? Myles Garrett to record 10+ sacks?
I called Kyler Murray to the Cardinals
I called Joe Burrow to the Bengals
I called Trevor Lawrence to the Jaguars
I called Bryce Young to the Panthers
I called Caleb Williams to the Bears
I called Cam Ward to the Titans
This year, I'm calling:
Fernando Mendoza to the Raiders.
Yo, @Raiders, Spytech, Kubiak let’s get a price check on @MarvHarrisonJr !!! This is the missing piece, a pristine route runner with an incredibly accurate passer in Mendoza coming to us at 1.01!!