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[Linda Ikeji Blog @lindaikeji]

“Nigeria cannot afford the Lagos-Calabar Coastal Highway. I don't think the road will go beyond Epe. There is already a road from Lagos to Calabar. If it's bad, fix it. The money being spent would be better used to improve electricity and healthcare.”

— Donald Duke

[Child of Light @armstngauto]

Them no dey think for here. Once them see gun like this, they go brainless.

[Kalu Aja @FinPlanKaluAja1]

A bond trader in Frankfurt just discovered that a federal agency in Nigeria can freeze the entire accounts of a state, meaning the State can't repay bond coupons.

That same bond trader wants to offer an African bond to investors in Canada. Would he recommend a Nigerian bond? No.

Why?

Sovereign risk for Nigeria is high.

This is why Nigeria is struggling to attract FDI today. Nigeria is attracting expensive FPI.

Later, you will blame the CIA for self-inflicted wounds

[Child of Light @armstngauto]

@Temmy_omoileri @RealBigAbbey You know you are lying. But don't worry, that's why you are not God. He knows how to sort everyone based on their needs.

[Child of Light @armstngauto]

@RealBigAbbey @Temmy_omoileri Leave these people. Just because they did not see some things, they started denying it existed.

[Cyborg Warlord @Admiral_Cyborg]

President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan:
“My ambition is not worth the blood of any Nigerian.”

President Bola Ahmed Tinubu:
“Everything is fair in politics, and I will wrestle it out with the opposition.”

One is after your life, the other one wants you to live.

[Child of Light @armstngauto]

@RealBigAbbey @Temmy_omoileri Leave her. Na small pikin wey get platform. She no know wetin God save her from say she no see some kind reality.

[Child of Light @armstngauto]

@Temmy_omoileri You clearly missed the point. If church is not a fashion center, does that now mean she should wear rag as clothes that no longer fit? Some of you here are just ignorant. You are also wicked. May God meet her needs in Jesus's name.

[Child of Light @armstngauto]

@askchiboy @OurFavOnlineDoc The best comment.

[Child of Light @armstngauto]

@DefenseNigeria Nigeria never ready to end insurgents. When they get ready, it won't last one month.

[Child of Light @armstngauto]

@General_Somto Hmmm

[Child of Light @armstngauto]

@guzu_p Movie name please

[Child of Light @armstngauto]

@ScenesMult59511 @General_Somto The only sensible person here so far. May God help you get to here for good.

[Child of Light @armstngauto]

@instablog9ja Two should not get married except they agree.

[Child of Light @armstngauto]

@RealAyanfe1 Bebeto

[Rinu Oduala 🔥🔫 @SavvyRinu]

His own friends murdered him because of an unproven allegation. They beat and tortured him to dêath.

Let’s be honest: Nigerians are really wicked people. We turn ourselves into the police, the jury and judge.

This was a mob kïlling just like Deborah’s.
#JusticeForIbrahimMbaya

[Child of Light @armstngauto]

@fccpcnigeria @NgComCommission are you going to do your job or not? What is wrong with data usage in Nigeria? It was not like this. What changed?

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

"Where do you want me to get ₦45,000 to recharge again? It is becoming too much despite you telling me it's unlimited. How can ₦45,000 finish in just four days?"🙆🤯

— Nigerian man calls out MTN after alleging his ₦45,000 unlimited data plan was exhausted in four days.

[Child of Light @armstngauto]

@fccpcnigeria @NgComCommission make una help Nigerians now.

[Chimama ❤️ Obi @Chima_Obi1234]

Something is going on in Nigeria that no one seems to be talking about. I bought @MTNNG 74.5 GB monthly mobile data for N20,000 because they promised if I buy that bundle the data will be double, making it 150GB.

5 days later, the Data is exhausted.

Now, this is where it’s even crazier. I spend most of the time either in the office or in the house and both the office and house has WIFI. So, this data was only used when I’m not at home or at work.

And for this 5 days, I spent most of my time in these two places. But somehow, the data got exhausted in five days according to MTN and this is not the first one.

These days, I spend an outrageous amount on just mobile data because you buy 30GB today, the next minute it’s gone.

Of course, I have tried to find out what consumes the data but no data has been able to answer my questions. 

Is this happening to only me?

KAA

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

Another Harmless gist 😅

After Peter Obi's interview with Channels television, all of us in APC started searching for loopholes in the interview to attack him with.

We didn't see any. That was how one of our chieftains stepped in and asked grok to analyse the interview, compare it with past records and then present the lies from Peter Obi.

After in-depth analysis, grok shocked all of us by revealing that there was no inconsistency in everything Peter Obi said.

In fact, grok fact checked everything Peter Obi said and marked them true.

The APC chieftain wasn't satisfied. He went ahead to ask grok to verify Peter Obi's achievements as he claimed in the interview.

Grok returned without another shocking reply that everything Peter Obi said is true. He achieved them all.

Immediately, we advised him to delete the chats before Obidients could see it but we didn't know that Obidients no dey sleep. Before he could return, Obidients had already taken screenshots.

[Child of Light @armstngauto]

@_DebbieOA 4 years

[Child of Light @armstngauto]

@GallantDaletian Did you watch the channel TV interview.