aurora

armtoolong is my name and self-sabotage is my game.

[aurora @armtoolong]

mikes hard salami

[aurora @armtoolong]

@SoftVictorian7 the Denise stasio experience ™️

[@autechres @autechres]

Anyone with more credit card debt than me is financially irresponsible and stupid, anyone with less credit card debt than me was handed everything in life and has no real problems

[aurora @armtoolong]

@icedancenomoney don’t we all lmfao

[guido ᓚᘏᗢ @butchclit]

being a regular at a pool hall is such a beautiful experience for a young lesbian

[aurora @armtoolong]

as some of you may know I will soon be officially acquiring my roommate’s one year old cat that she decided she doesn’t like, and it’s hitting me that assuming nothing goes terribly wrong I will still have this same cat when I turn 40. What The Fuck.

[r @6ffside]

TODAY ALL OF OUR PRONOUNS ARE GO/HABS/GO

[aurora @armtoolong]

opened the fridge to find a midnight snack. knocked my almost full cottage cheese container to the ground. midnight snack quickly became 20oz of cottage cheese straight from the split open container. the horrors never cease.

[aurora @armtoolong]

@SoftVictorian7 morningstar farms veggie burgers and spicy breakfast sausage patties >>>>

[aurora @armtoolong]

been feeling very this lately

[aurora @armtoolong]

been thinking of focusing my time and energy into writing the next great American novel so anyway it’s gettin about time to take me out behind the barn

[aurora @armtoolong]

i unironically need to get my shoes shined but that’s unfortunately not a service that exists anymore

[worth nothing ice dancer @icedancenomoney]

whoever came up with the concept of over the boot tights should be shot

[daisy “dan goose” tackett @fatstevebuscemi]

i believe the city of Dallas is Inherently Evil

[moon milf @loremachina]

idk if I can mentally move past decanting black olives

[aurora @armtoolong]

there’s been so much attention on wuthering heights recently and yet somehow NO attention on the Monty python wuthering heights in semaphore sketch, which is maybe the most inspired visual adaptation the story has had

[aurora @armtoolong]

my car is illegally parked at the escape room. my car is illegally parked at the lactation clinic. my car is illegally parked at the combination escape room lactation clinic.

[aurora @armtoolong]

did it, barely

[aurora @armtoolong]

2025 goal: at least a book a month

[tuna @Art_hropod]

The number is getting too big lets do another jesus soon

[aurora @armtoolong]

looked back at my 2025 goals and in hindsight they were really lofty. 2026 looks more like
-get hbo
-join planet fitness
-don’t end up in the psych ward/rehab

[aurora @armtoolong]

horrified to report that private equity has ruined the Whataburger spicy chicken sandwich