“One of my kids called Kakyoin ‘twiggy’ and ‘nonthreatening’, so he looked them in the eye and bit into a whole orange with the skin on still without blinking.”
“Noriaki is one of my very dearest friends, tu sais, but this man will not go to bed! What is wrong with him? I go to get water at night and he’s sketching in the dark like some cryptid, illuminated by the TV!”