Derk Carlton

35. Dad. Nerd / Geek. Panthers & Red Sox fan.

[Derk Carlton @armyofderkness]

@greenery897 Can I borrow a billion dollars? 😅

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@MarkHamill You have such a presence in "The Fall of the House of Usher" 3 Episodes in so far and I LOVE it! I hope the Hamill/Flanagan collab continues in his future projects! Also, can I hire you as my attorney?

[Derk Carlton @armyofderkness]

You're Good Verified and I'm Bad Verified

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@DKOldies Ah! Tough choice! Both are peak Halo. I think Halo 3 may edge it up a bit for me

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Yo what happened to those Hershey calculators that every kid tried to eat even though it said not to...
Bring back #Hershey #Calculators

[Derk Carlton @armyofderkness]

There have been quests.
For the Holy Grail... The Fountain of Youth... El Dorado...
but none as rewarding as this. My quest is complete.
#BarBQFritos https://t.co/UYV25AgCgK

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Whose city is this, anyway? Tonight, it's Boston! Let's GOOO Red Sox!!! https://t.co/8XnI6wBZNT

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Just posted a photo @ Great American Ball Park https://t.co/wfireOhUai

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Never forget #PrimeDay @ Amazon DKY4 https://t.co/Az7TbQScup

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It continues...

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Damn you, Paul Rudd.

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1920s people: I bet in a hundred years there will be flying cars and humanity will be so advanced.

2020s people: You know what? I think there are more wheels than doors.

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@ThatKevinSmith My love for you is like a truck BERSERKER!
Would you like some making fuck BERSERKER!

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A fat man with a beard delivering gifts on Christmas Eve??? Who would have thought of such a thing?! #merrychristmas🎄 https://t.co/NmApOQpjGX

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@MingNa @themandalorian You were amazing! Can't wait to see what happens next! #TheBookOfBobaFett

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@HamillHimself You continue to surprise us! We the fans love and adore your work! May the Force be with you!!!

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To @jonfavs & @MrPeytonReed
I just want to thank you for such an amazing episode of the Mandalorian, that was not just one of the best episodes of the show, but of all shows! We, the fans appreciate your hard work! May the Force be with you, always!

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Merry Christmas from the Carltons! https://t.co/mfozN8Olyv

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Scuse me while I geek out a bit 🤓
#Grogu #Mandalorian https://t.co/4ZDqa8YZXC

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Grogu! His name is Grogu! He has a name, finally!

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Am I the only one who wants Washington to win the Super Bowl this year purely for the reason of headlines reading "Football Team Wins Super Bowl"?