R🅰️my

The more you drink, the funnier I am.

[R🅰️my @armyramaly]

Ranch is a better as a dipping sauce than it is a dressing.

[R🅰️my @armyramaly]

I can say this with 100% conviction…

People that have been hot/attractive their whole life are the WORST.

[R🅰️my @armyramaly]

“You’ve changed”

That’s the goal isn’t it?

[R🅰️my @armyramaly]

Beamer…. Wait for it…. BALL!!!

[R🅰️my @armyramaly]

Anybody else dream of just creating a fresh, untainted email address because you get so much spam and other BS emails on a daily basis..?

[HB•RAINEY™️ @RaineyOvalle]

u tellin me a crab ran this goon?

[R🅰️my @armyramaly]

Mother: “You never come see me! Do you even care? I miss you!”

*goes to see mother*

Mother: “You look like you’ve gained weight. Come drive to 5 stores with me to get a rug, take all this stuff to goodwill for me, and help me with computer stuff!”

[R🅰️my @armyramaly]

Packing for a move has made me realize I can fit almost my entire apartment in a decent sized bonus room of a suburban home

[R🅰️my @armyramaly]

I acknowledge my typo

[R🅰️my @armyramaly]

It is an absolute L take to hate student load forgiveness because you already paid yours off.

If someone does no training and finished a marathon, it doesn’t mean my training/finish means nothing.

Good fortune for someone else doesn’t belittle the hard work you put in.

[Hunter @HunterBadger87]

What part of “you don’t need a specific playlist for everything” do I not understand?

[Michelle Cyca @michellecyca]

my parents bought their house in 1976 for $58,000. in 2022 dollars, that would be $279,160.

their 2022 assessment valued the house at $2.09 million.

i don't think getting married at 34 instead of 24 is the reason my generation can't buy homes. thanks for coming to my ted talk.

[R🅰️my @armyramaly]

I am officially “let me think about how this will affect my stomach later” years old

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

i be puttin on a 20 minute YouTube video just to eat my food in 2 minutes and 50 seconds

[R🅰️my @armyramaly]

NFT’s are just Beanie Babies for gen z

[R🅰️my @armyramaly]

Breakfast food is overrated.

[R🅰️my @armyramaly]

“Nah, you’ve gotta turn Safe Search off. Trust me bro…”

[Circling Back @circlingbackpod]

When you're at the sleepover and Google "boobs" on the family computer

[KJ @KJe11is]

Spotify Wrapped just dropped.

Which means you have about 2-2.5 hrs before internet hardos tell you that they don’t care about your Spotify wrapped

[teddy @ejk_28]

Clemson and SCar fans holding back the smack talk because neither fan base knows which version of their team will show up on Saturday