songbirdlizzytish

Goofy wife. Hot mess Mom. Island Girl. Body positive. Originator of the #FatGirlSlimStylingChronicles lead vocalist for #FortuneandSpirits She/her pronouns.

[songbirdlizzytish @armysongbird]

@17ShortFuse @NBCTimeless “I hope you live a long life. Long enough to see Michael Jordan dunk, Michael Jackson dance, Mike Tyson punch… really, just any black guy named Michael. Obama? He’s the president. 2008, that’s gonna suck for you. I hope you see it all because the future is not on YOUR side, BOY

[songbirdlizzytish @armysongbird]

It’s been real. Catch y’all on the flip.

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Haven’t been on here in a minute, but as I was walking to Citi Field for @foofighters I couldn’t help but miss Shea Stadium. I know my favorite comedian and chef feels the same @CraigGeraghty. Citi is cool. But nothing beats Shea.

[songbirdlizzytish @armysongbird]

@jakemcdorman is a deeply underrated actor.

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@BrieHubble You are such a special human. And a beautiful lady. I’m so sorry this has happened. You ARE better off, but it doesn’t change how deeply shitty this is. You are loved. You are worthy. Guyla has her head in her ass.

[songbirdlizzytish @armysongbird]

@lolacoaster THERE ARE ITCHY AND SCRATCHY EARRINGS!!!

[songbirdlizzytish @armysongbird]

I had an orange pair of pants that I loved, but they got too small. I would like a new orange pair of pants of the same quality and cut, but that’s proving to be a difficult endeavor. That’s it. That’s the tweet. That’s where we’re at, today.

[songbirdlizzytish @armysongbird]

@lolacoaster My husband and I often crash separately. We’re very deeply in love, but we work separate schedules, and he has sleep apnea. It’s just better for both of us typically

[songbirdlizzytish @armysongbird]

It’s the healing era ❤️‍🩹. Bring me a Higher Love. #heartsong

[songbirdlizzytish @armysongbird]

@BrieHubble I would rage watch the shit out of this show.

[songbirdlizzytish @armysongbird]

Yet another week of multiple funerals, but just when I think all hope is lost, I tune into the @kitchenandjorn show- where my buds @BrieHubble @lolacoaster and @jenrigatoni bring me joy with styling and cereal videos. Thank you for being. Seriously. You are so loved.

[songbirdlizzytish @armysongbird]

@kittywitha_k I loved him in everything he was ever in. I miss him a lot. 💔

[songbirdlizzytish @armysongbird]

@NathanMackBrown I DID do that- and it was Christmas. And it sucked. But I did. All the things.

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

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[songbirdlizzytish @armysongbird]

Madam, I’m going to have to instruct you to take a breath. Oh sorry- was it “Miss”? “Ma’am”? Oh. No, I’m not going to call you “sir”. I don’t see you as one. You can’t own a pronoun.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Nobody has pronouns. You can't "have" a pronoun any more than you have a preposition or an adverb. The concept doesn't make any sense. Pronouns are not things you can own. They aren't pets or accessories. They are parts of speech. That's it. You don't get to customize them.

[songbirdlizzytish @armysongbird]

@lolacoaster The governor is actually sending somebody to investigate, and lawsuits have been leveled. But in the meantime there’s no GSA in school. All the pride flags are down. All the “safe space” rainbow stickers have been pried off of classrooms. I feel helpless. I can’t protect her.

[songbirdlizzytish @armysongbird]

@lolacoaster And the line that I’m drawing-is in liberal New York, 45 minutes outside of New York City, if they’re coming for the progress pride flag, if they want my kid back in the closet, that’s the first step to normalizing hate speech and inciting violence for her queerness.

[songbirdlizzytish @armysongbird]

Please read this thread. It’s brilliant. My girl YNB posits he’s tanking the bird on purpose, to own ALL the content for his business partners to data mine, and shut down a place to sound the alarm to each other. It tracks.

[songbirdlizzytish @armysongbird]

https://t.co/uOkgvt1z4K please sign this! Could save 14,000 lives

[songbirdlizzytish @armysongbird]

Welcome to age 37- #mulliganyear. Calling a Mulligan on 33-36, and starting over with new goals and a new pursuit of joy.