.@Twitter to @realDonaldTrump-YOU'RE FIRED!
Upside: Curbs his ability to encourage sedition & promote violent coup
Downside: All his tweets I used as set-ups for jokes replaced with "This tweet unavailable"-ruining nearly all of my punchlines
#WellWorthIt_GoodRiddance 👋
Wow, more than 800K views on a 6-minute montage of every lie @realDonaldTrump has told about the #coronavirus.
Definitely don't retweet this, as the president seems a little unhinged lately and we'd hate it to get to a million views.
#TrumpDeathToll81K
We may have to stay home right now, but there will come a day when we’ll once again be able to visit a galaxy far, far away with our friends. Until then, #MayThe4thBeWithYou.