Clayton Arnold

Living's naturally hell, you have to work to put a smile on. SMU ‘21

[Clayton Arnold @arnold_clayton]

@OHearne_5 I agree

[Clayton Arnold @arnold_clayton]

@arnoldlobbycom @chuckhatfield Hey now, I could sell investments too 😂

[Clayton Arnold @arnold_clayton]

@OHearne_5 Whole lotta football left big fella 😂

[Go Bluesky (@StrictlyChristo.bsky.social) =🦤➡️🦋 @StrictlyChristo]

2000: Go to college or you'll be flipping burgers!

2008: What do you mean you can't find a job, is flipping burgers too good for you?

2016: You want $15/hr for flipping burgers?! Millennials are so entitled.

2021: Why does no one want to flip burgers anymore?

[sami @samifouad]

it's with great honour that today this interaction has been inducted into my personal twitter hall of fame

[Prime Gaming @primegaming]

If you know you know...

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

So while I was en route to Glasgow, a creepy member I work with who fundraises for Neo-Nazi groups shared a fantasy video of him killing me

And he’ll face no consequences bc @GOPLeader cheers him on with excuses.

Fun Monday! Well, back to work bc institutions don’t protect woc

[Julian Sanchez @normative]

Sesame Street has done public health messaging, including promoting immunization, for decades. This did not used to be controversial, because we were not yet completely insane.

[Big Bird @BigBird]

I got the COVID-19 vaccine today! My wing is feeling a little sore, but it'll give my body an extra protective boost that keeps me and others healthy.

Ms. @EricaRHill even said I’ve been getting vaccines since I was a little bird. I had no idea!

[MDJ | Danielle Jones, MD, FACOG @MamaDoctorJones]

Every Congress person gets 12 weeks paid parental leave as a term of their employment. We, the taxpayers, pay for their family leave, but they won’t vote to let us pay for ours.

[tori @tdubbzholla]

asked a patient at work today if they were vaccinated. “Why are you asking me that’s against hipaa?” Ma’am this is your doctor’s office what do you mean

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

we are so fucked lmao

[Benjamin Howard @BenHowardOPT]

Literally no one has asked to see my vaccine card in 7 months which really undercuts this myth that we’re living in a totalitarian state where people are being asked to show their papers all the time.

[emily @em_witt_17]

have they tried making coffee at home and packing their lunches

[m @msnetik]

Unless we can put on the best talent show this town has ever seen

[Jake Lobin @JakeLobin]

Why is a 6-week-old cell-cluster that has no formed organs considered: "a person," but an ACTUAL adult woman is called: "a host body?"

[Peter Hamby @PeterHamby]

Every few days, I'm reminded that the U.S. military requires service members to get at least ***17 different vaccines***

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Just saw a chick walking around Target in a t-shirt which read: “Unvaccinated and Unmasked. Because that’s how God made me.”

She was wearing makeup.
Her nails were painted.
And I’d be willing to wager all my money that she isn’t exactly a natural blonde.

I guess God does hair.

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

i'd do it again too