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waste of skin

[Anald @arnoldeatsass]

yeah sex feels good but have you ever accidentally snorted the ashes of a deceased loved one thinking it was your parents hidden stash

[Anald @arnoldeatsass]

I am the messiah

[Anald @arnoldeatsass]

one hand on her thigh the other white knuckle gripping the grab handle praying she doesn’t bottom out on another curb

[Anald @arnoldeatsass]

bro stop performing back breaking labor and using the withered husk of your body to fuel the capitalist machine you’re scaring the hoes

[Anald @arnoldeatsass]

@bobbyteriyaki dad this is Snarling Dogs first show you can’t ruin this for me

[Anald @arnoldeatsass]

Dad who’s son plays music: hey son can I go to your little concert later?

Every guy in a hardcore band: God I’m 22 already it’s not a concert it’s a show! no dad you can’t come, but can you give me a ride to my girlfriends junior prom right after

[Anald @arnoldeatsass]

the cdc recommends you to please come back babe I’ve changed I swear, I won’t lick your feet while you’re asleep anymore I’ll do anything

[Anald @arnoldeatsass]

if the word sympathizer leaves a white persons mouth a hate crime is only moments away

[Anald @arnoldeatsass]

took 40 benadryl and saw the face of god

[Anald @arnoldeatsass]

you think he’s handsome?

[Anald @arnoldeatsass]

is it gay to be anti-mask? why you wanna see another mans whole face

[Anald @arnoldeatsass]

@bIondiewasabi LMAO

[Anald @arnoldeatsass]

@bIondiewasabi wild irish rosetta stone

[Anald @arnoldeatsass]

I know a guy who sucked dick for a 50 rock but can’t piss if someone’s in the room

[Anald @arnoldeatsass]

not me living in ceaseless agony begging any god who’ll listen to make it stop

[Anald @arnoldeatsass]

@bobbyteriyaki are you telling me this water that was left next to some essential oils under the moon for a night was a waste of $74.99

[Anald @arnoldeatsass]

I paid $2 a minute for a professional to say “gut gud”

[Anald @arnoldeatsass]

will never forget the one time I saw a therapist I explained to this woman that I wanted to kill myself and this bitch looked at me and said “have you tried being happy”

[Anald @arnoldeatsass]

king of cucks

[MONTANAof300 @MONTANAof300]

Women who have an Onlyfans, will never find a true King who genuinely likes/loves you. You are automatically disqualified. A Queen carries herself as such @ all times...already moving that way b4 she met her King. Act like a peasant 4 the public n Kings will treat u that way

[Anald @arnoldeatsass]

man I really resent every day that I’m alive when does it stop

[Anald @arnoldeatsass]

@bobbyteriyaki mom said it’s my turn to experience positive emotion