Robyn

The details of my life are quite inconsequential.

[Robyn @ARobynTweeting]

Hussain, listing all the things he loves to the tune of "My Neck, My Back":

My boy
My spouse
My kitties and my house

[Robyn @ARobynTweeting]

RIP Chicken for Lunch

[⋆KMꜝ❤︎ @misskerrington]

Fuck a breakup you ever been addicted to a restaurant that closed down ?😭😭

[Robyn @ARobynTweeting]

The press release wouldn't describe the designers if she wasn't going to show us, right??

[Robyn @ARobynTweeting]

Am emergency alert, for if Taylor posts a picture of her dress overnight

[Robyn @ARobynTweeting]

Am emergency alert, for if Taylor posts a picture of her dress overnight

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

notice the outfit has shape and drape

[Daisy 🌸 @DaisyBareNaked]

How do I express that I simultaneously want Taylor and Travis to keep every detail of this wedding for themselves and yet also really wish to see them and their wedding planner break down every single detail possible

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

imagine the “do not play” list that taylor swift is giving her DJ

[Robyn @ARobynTweeting]

Unrelated, but I have a longstanding bit where whenever this song comes on the radio I put my hand on my husband's knee and go "aww babe, our wedding song!"

He hasn't laughed in ten years but that doesn't stop me

[Robyn @ARobynTweeting]

The visceral urge I felt to block the poor weather man 😂

[Josh Classen @joshclassenCTV]

i know noone wants to hear this...but...we could see ANOTHER weekend soaker NEXT weekend in Edmonton (July 4/5). uggghhh... #yegwx

[Robyn @ARobynTweeting]

I cannot believe how good Obsession was.

[Robyn @ARobynTweeting]

Not quite. Our grandparents (and every generation before them) came from huge families where the first siblings might have been born when the mother was her teens, but the last were born in her 40s. Plenty of people throughout history have had old grandparents!

[Mitochondrial Eve @tardwife4life]

We are witnessing the end of grandparents as we know them.

Children in the 1970s & 80s knew their grandparents as capable middle-aged adults in their 40s and 50s.

Children in the very near future will only know their grandparents as elderly geriatrics, if at all.

[Robyn @ARobynTweeting]

Can confirm, am 38 and it's only really starting to get good now

[Dissproportionately @dissproportion]

Deciding your life is over at age 38 is exactly how many people end up spending the last 40-60 years of their life doing absolutely nothing, miserable.

[Robyn @ARobynTweeting]

Am I the only one who thinks cuneiform tablets look delicious?

[paige @BonerWizard]

Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): In 1869, Beth March, the third littlest woman of the Little Women, my friend, died. She fucking died.

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[Robyn @ARobynTweeting]

Referedumaxxing, is that anything?

[Robyn @ARobynTweeting]

The Venn diagram of "Alberta separatists" and "people smart enough to understand what B) says" is just two circles, why did they write it that way??

[Courtney Theriault @cspotweet]

To clarify, Alberta's complex separation question will broken into two pieces- having an A) and B) on the ballot.

[Robyn @ARobynTweeting]

The yes/no question has an "or" in it, we out here thriving

[Courtney Theriault @cspotweet]

BREAKING:

Premier Smith announces Alberta separation question for October 19th.

[Robyn @ARobynTweeting]

Like at this point we know that EVERYONE networked with them. Make the lie believable at least.

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

NOW - Melania: "To be clear, I never had relations with Epstein or his accomplice Maxwell."

"I never been friends with Epstein. Donald and I were invited to the same parties as Epstein from time to time."

"Epstein did not introduce me to Donald Trump. I met my husband by chance."

[Robyn @ARobynTweeting]

Recently showed the 5yo Google Maps to teach him that 1) we live on Earth and 2) Earth is in space and he just started screaming in terror

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

The fact that space exists and everybody isn’t just screaming and crying in the fetal position constantly is pretty amazing. Guess they bred that out of us.

[Robyn @ARobynTweeting]

@PierrePoilievre You are spreading misinformation. She is not trans and was born female.

Michael Phelps has unusual natural characteristics that help him excel in his sport and that's celebrated. So does she. What's the difference?