Am I missing a verse or something?
Where does Jesus say, “love your neighbor as yourself...by cutting the donuts in half on Sunday mornings. No one deserves a full donut.”
That’s not the Jesus I serve.
Jesus is a bold confession that God has taken on human flesh and bones, muscle and sinew, blood and plasma, and everything else that constitutes bodily existence. - Trevor Sutton
HGTV drinking game: Everytime the couple says “total gut job” take a drink. Everytime the couple says it in reference to the kitchen, take a shot. Just kidding, you’d die.
Person #1: Wow, look at that megachurch over there!
Person #2: Man, that’s a tiny church over here.
Jesus: I have no clue what you’re talking about. All I see is the church.