d r e 🫥

d.d.t.w. ♥️ - @ngdxxi i 🫶🏽 u ( ˘ ³˘)

[d r e 🫥 @aroldan914]

this MY mf baby😤😮‍💨😘♥️

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇲🇽 EXCL: Javier Chicharito Hernández has agreed to join Atlético Dallas, first signing ever for new USL Championship side.

Chicharito will start playing from 2027 but will be contributing to the project immediately.

38 year old striker, set for new chapter. 🇺🇸

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

Casemiro was just cruising man, MLS is way too easy for him😭😭

[lissy @rylandsgrace]

HE WAS LYING FOR HIS LIFE HERE . HE KNEW ALL ALONG HIS ASS WAS ALREADY GHOST RIDER I HATE HIMMMMMM

[Tev @TevRebranded]

You can tell by the quality of this footage they tried to have this scrubbed clean off the internet. This probably the best quality you'll find

[i like food @messedupfoods]

Can the sun explode already

[𝒞𝑅 @CharismaRenee]

pancake bacon egg & cheese quesadilla 🥞🍳🥓

[Dannyoh @dannyoh337]

You can see in real time that realises he’s a loser. This is masterful journalism, letting the idiot speak to expose his insecurities. God bless British journalists🫶🏾

[Tiny Tic-Tac 🐜 @TicTacPym]

I hope marvel uses the same tech they used for Robbie Rayes

[Mills @MillsTwitch]

The dude went to SDCC and spent the day taking pictures with people who didn't know it was him because he KNEW it would mean something to them after.

It's the little things, man.

[Shawn Michaels @_beensmoove]

Knicks deadass turned down Giannis, KD, and LeBron and won a chip. If you told me in 2010 this year would happen I wouldn’t believe you lol

[1️⃣ @LeekNabers]

just met a cute girl at this wedding i’m at

like actually cute. objectively dangerous face card.

we’re talking. vibes are immaculate. she’s laughing at my jokes. i’m in my bag.

then sports get brought up, she says it

“i watch football”

my ears PERKED up

i played it cool. i said “oh nice, what’s your team”

she said “i’m a giants fan”

and that’s where a normal person would’ve said “cool, me too” and gotten her number

but i am not a normal person

my brain instantly went into terminal mode and i said “what do you think of the team?”

she looked confused

i kept going

“Darius Slayton as our WR2? Are you kidding me. Matt Nagy as our OC? Did you see what he did to Patrick Mahomes? Our franchise qb and franchise edge rusher hate each other. And we traded away our superstar DT”

she laughed nervously and said “what”

and i said “And don’t even get me started on Cam Skattebo basically trying to get himself injured”

she said “what”

and i said “so do you even follow the team”

she said “I literally have a Darius Slayton Jersey”

the vibe was GONE

just vanished. Just like Daniel Jones in primetime.

her friend pulled her away. she didn’t look back.

i was standing there alone at a wedding holding a drink i wasn’t even sipping, doing MENTAL MATH on how someone could claim to be a giants fan and think this Darius Slayton deserved that contract.

my cousin walked over and said “bro she looked into you what happened”

i said “she’s a casual”

he said “so?”

SO???

i then realized i would rather cut off my entire family than to share a bloodline with someone of the same species that couldn’t comprehend this

she had a pretty face but a DISGUSTING perspective on life that i just couldn’t get behind

could’ve had her number

she could’ve been the mother of my children

COULD’VE.

but now at least she knows i know ball

and honestly that’s worth more

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Just in: Kentavious Caldwell-Pope has agreed to a buyout with the Memphis Grizzlies and plans to sign a one-year, $3.9 million deal with the Philadelphia 76ers after clearing waivers, sources tell ESPN. The two-time NBA champion with the Lakers and Nuggets, who was part of 2020 title along with LeBron James, gives the 76ers a wing shooter and defender.

[vini jr insider @insidervjr]

Esse passe do Kroos pra Vini Jr é um absurdo

[All Fútbol MX 🇲🇽 @AllFutbolMX]

🚨🤯 GOL DE GILBERTO MORA EN SU PRIMER PARTIDO DE REGRESO A TIJUANA LUEGO DE LA COPA DEL MUNDO.

17 AÑOS, PRESENTE Y FUTURO DE MEXICO. 🔥

[Dereck @UTDDereck]

Cristiano Ronaldo x Gareth Bale were definitely the best counter attacking duo ever produced in football 🥶🔥

[Breitbart News @BreitbartNews]

"Reacher" star Alan Ritchson calls President Trump a "f**king rapist" in a tirade about the Epstein files.

"That b*tch has the keys to the nuclear codes. He's, like, all up into 13-year-olds. Like, dude, what? Go to jail.”