noah

I studied rocks & chemistry and all I got was an ssri prescription

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Whatever man

[JennyPup 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 🪾 @JennyPupDeath]

In America the president threatens you with healthcare

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

If I was getting tortured and some dumbass next to me on the rack was saying some shit like “in a thousand agonies I exist!!” I’d immediately snitch. Guard this man is finding catharsis and meaning through suffering. 10 hot lashes and also cut his penis off. Annoying motherfucker

[𝙊𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙧 @GreenOscar94]

Could have Édith Piaf singing on top of the Eiffel Tower with a cigarette in one hand and a decapitated head in the other and it would still somehow be less French than this photo

[Piko... @_ItsPiko]

Anime has permanently damaged how many in the Western Audience expect young children to behave and I’m only slightly exaggerating

[CAPS LOCK CANINE 🌹⛓️🌈 @NONSTOPPUP]

ITS TRICK OR TREAT DAY AT THE GLORY HOLE! FORTUNATELY I GOT THE "TREAT" HOLE TODAY, AND GOT THE SLOPPIEST DOME ACTION IVE EVER RECEIVED. GUY NEXT TO ME WASNT SO LUCKY. HE GOT THE "TRICK" HOLE. SNAPPING TURTLE. YOU WIN SOME, YOU LOSE SOME

[trout mask (original) @BranPuffin]

Why isn’t she monitoring the cloning facility on Kamino

[Nathanael Greene Society @ObedtStNGreene]

How Greensboro Police looks at you when you’re going 5 over on I40

[dominirican fire emblem fans nyc @AEGlSRIM]

i love that every post on here is "GRRRRR I HATE FАGGOTS"

[M. @blndvnt]

how it feels to procrastinate when you know a little more effort is worth it

[halcy @halcyon_dot_exe]

his abhorrent and disgusting presence literally corrodes all life around him

[Alex 🏳️‍⚧️ Sniffing Ratio's Used Panties @Transmothman69]

Look at our queer "community" bruh, we are never overthrowing the oppressor.

[emilie @emiliepfrank]

“you once said let the streets soak in red capitalist blood. how were the oscar parties this year?” whack him again omg

[ashtray 🚬🏳️‍⚧️ @THREADMUTER]

"so called obligate carnivore" is some of the fiercest shade ive ever seen thrown

[Smuckers Uncrustable 🔜 Toyotathon @FeroDawg]

My child is NOT getting an iPad. He can have a Marlboro red to entertain himself

[Jieger // S29 IS THE STANKYLE SEASON @CatchBaby56664]

"I just don't fuck with Yaoi"

Gay boys growing up deserve to be seen on media aimed at Children. Sapphics have a lot of shows in children's western animation. (Adventure Time, She-Ra, RWBY, The Owl House, The Loud House, Steven Universe).

You are homophobic and a traitor

[ros @horr0r_whore]

IM RAWDOGGING THIS MAJOR DEPRESSION BABY AINT NO PILLS GONNA FIX MEEEE!!

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

I’m also going to start using “typical liberal question” when i don’t know the answer to something

[Scott Leger @Scotterybarn]

in global news a Russian bot farm was attacked and destroyed by Ukrainian forces, so anyone still calling you slurs on Twitter today is organic farm to table