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[Aron @aron_rowe]

Imagine how good it would feel to drink and drive in the Fortnite bus

[Aron @aron_rowe]

@jakebrodes You could probably get a good deal on it

[Aron @aron_rowe]

If I’m 50+ and I use the term “based memes” imma blow my shit smoove off

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Elon Musk has called out Eric Kripke after ‘THE BOYS’ series finale.

“I didn’t watch the show tbh, here’s the second best review… Kripke probably got flack from his wife’s bf for Homelander being used in based memes and had to write that ending as a groveling apology.”

[Aron @aron_rowe]

A little-known hack:

1/2 pound of monkey feed: $1.04
Water from a ditch: $0.00

Total: $1.04

You can do this

[Joel Berry @JoelWBerry]

A little-known hack:

2 slices of Aldi wheat bread: $0.17
3 oz of Aldi deli turkey: $0.86
1 slices Aldi cheddar: $0.15
1 condiment of your choice: $0.02
1 apple: $0.53
1 hard boiled egg: $0.14
5 carrot sticks: $0.17
Cold water from the tap: $0.01

Total: $2.05

You can do this.

[Aron @aron_rowe]

You know who else can’t run

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

James Talarico was absent when it mattered most.

When Texas lawmakers voted on Jocelyn's Law -- named for a 12-year-old Houston girl sexually assaulted and strangled by illegal immigrants -- Talarico was a no-show.

Before that, he voted against the Damon Allen Act -- against bail restrictions for violent sexual offenders. And called illegal immigrants "my constituents."

Jocelyn Nungaray's family deserved better. Texas deserves better.

Talarico can run for U.S. Senate. But he can't run from his record.

https://t.co/9zoMEAyxgF

[Aron @aron_rowe]

@JamieBonkiewicz He should have given him some pot seeds #blazeit

[Aron @aron_rowe]

I think I’m starting to go through my midlife crisis because I’ve started having a strong desire to work on a comedy set

[proton @ProtonInspector]

“Blow my shit smoove off” gotta be one of the most beautiful phrases in the English language, a real “cellar door” for the 21st century

[Aron @aron_rowe]

@JustinWhang Chris rock is lucky it was a slap and not a karate chop

[Aron @aron_rowe]

@groby5000000 Alec bald, when?

[Aron @aron_rowe]

Woke cancel culture at it again

[WSB-TV @wsbtv]

Georgia teacher caught vaping THC at school blames ‘testing week anxiety,’ deputies say https://t.co/h72SnJ5lsr

[Aron @aron_rowe]

@ZeroSuitCamus They say he’s been touching the catcher that’s why he’s got that armor shit on

[Aron @aron_rowe]

@GayLittleBaby It was the poop dick guy

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Boss move fellas: take her on a little trip 3-5 hours from where you live, do something like this, then dispute all charges as fraudulent. Keep it to make up and things you obviously don’t normally buy. If it doesn’t work shoot yourself in front of her.

[Aron @aron_rowe]

The shirt referencing Iran

[Todd Paron🇺🇸🇬🇷🎧👽 @tparon]

🚨🇺🇸#BREAKING | NEWS ⚠️
FBI releases new photos of the Austin Texas bar mass shooter from last night.

Ndiaga Diagne was wearing a shirt that said“Property of Allah” and with a undershirt that refers to Iran they found a Quran in his car FBI considers this a terrorist attack He killed two people and injured 14 inside the bar at least four were in critical condition before Austin PD were able to eliminate him.

[Mr. Meat Scraps @ReallyLoudFart]

Is we getting a nother stinaleous check

[Nateinthewild | Nate Luebbe @nateinthewild]

As an American citizen it is intensely offensive to me that we would spend this kind of money on Greenland when we don’t have universal healthcare, mandatory maternity leave, good public schools or any sort of social services.

[Joe @electionsjoe]

I would gladly pay more in taxes to never have to deal with insurance ever again.

[HustleBitch @HustleBitch_]

🚨 WATCH HER FACE CLOSELY 🚨

The moment the reporter brings up Candace Owens, Erika Kirk’s entire expression shifts instantly.

What does her face tell you?

[Jolene 🩵 @OGlex214]

No. children of drug addicts deserve food too.