today in mexican things i wish i could write into a fic: there’s this cute little “tradition” here where if you happen to get a bus ticket with a serial number that adds up to 21, you can trade it to someone for a kiss!
@ximeonline_ no entiendo por qué se sigue haciendo esta pregunta cuando es tan obvio que es más fácil controlar un ovulo al mes que millones de espermas cada que se eyacula ptm
Chewbacca after the empire enslaves Kashyyyk, vaporizes tens of millions, and freezes his best friend in carbonite: “what’s with all these trannies in women’s sports”